Wacky Wednesday:Science

             Wacky Wednesday: Science

Continuing on with the wacky wednesday series on school subjects, we come to the most different subject. The subject where your teacher is way serious or way hippy. Get labeled with a ticket to the principle for talking or a teacher who attended save the whales rally or ruins April fools pranks(cough cough, nudge nudge certain teacher. Ahem)

Einstein: "I could have been a professor" he says whistfully.

Garfield: " I could have been a culinary teacher, one that ate your work, but a culinary teacher nonetheless "

Darth Vader: " Darth Vader's school for the empire! " he announces. " Where a stormtrooper can learn the right way! "

Lion: " What way?! "

Later are Vader's school.

Darth Vader: "Stormtroopers! you will miss every Single shot!!! Any hits are automatic disqualifications!!!!!"

 stormtrooper #78: " Aren't we supposed to hit them? " he asks.

Darth Vader: "...... Ha Ha Ha HA. You're funny."


 stormtrooper #34: " A stormtrooper that can shoot? Pff! That's a laughing stock. "

All other troopers: " Ha Ha Ha HA!!!!!! WEIRDO!!! "


TO BE CONTINUED.......

Green Eggs and Ham

                      Green Eggs and Ham

This is a fan requested one. so here it goes. Green eggs and ham explores the depths of ones soul and... hold on incoming message...uh huh......Really?....OK.......My bad, green eggs and ham is an essential kids book that demonstrates that there are the obnoxious and the picky.....wait a moment... again?.......shoot! Green eggs and ham is a kids book that demonstrates bad behaviors such as pickiness, obnoxiousness, and child endangerment..

Darth Vader: "If we put princess Leia in a box with a fox she would have confessed too!"

Garfield: "You eat the food and then eat the mouse in the house as the post-meal."

Einstein: "Do you know what diseases goats in boats have!!?"

Elvis: "You could get diseases with the wheezes!"

Lion: "Or Gazelles that yell!"

Abe: " Or a Resident President!"

Darth Vader: "I'm a Vader Tater!"

Harry Potter: "Voldemort retorts!"

Einstein: "No, that really doesn't rhyme."

Harry: "Yes it does it sounds like it!"

Einstein: "But it doesn't"

Harry: "But it does!!"

Abe: "No it REALLY doesn't"

Harry: "Well how would you know!"

Abe: "Because this poetry teacher said so"

Harry: "......Poetry teachers are a mystery"

Abe: "Yes, yes they are"

Harry: "I mean when are we going to use poetry in life?"

Abe: "On a mid-summers eve... i got fired"

Harry: "HUH?"

Abe : " SEE real life application."

Elvis: There is always that guy (A.K.A Dads) who always find a way to make it work! When are you actually going to use some those questions!?!? I haven't used them since my teacher said, "Have a FUN math problem......Now go die"

Sandy: "I don't have to use math!!! HA-HA suckers!!!!!!"

Abe: 'Hey Harry"

Harry: "YES???"

Abe: "Have any arvada cadabras on you?"

Harry: "Yes i DO"

Abe: "I believe there's a scaly reptile begging for one"

Harry: " Yes i do believe so"

Sandy:"......."

And thats all the time we have for today. Thank you for watching sand have a good day.

Harry Potter: "You better come back here lizard!!! This wands got your name written all over IT!!!"

Ian: "Sandy! RUN FASTER!!!!"

Elvis: "OH!! Thats going to hurt..."

Ian: "Ain't no medicine that'll fix that"

Garfield: "Is this your Leg in my pasta Sandy??"

THE END

P.S this was supposed to come out saturday, but it was very busy week for me. so this will count as saturday's and today's.

Nintendo Switch

                            Nintendo Switch

Today we are reviewing the Nintendo switch. This video game console has been out for just over 3 years. Making it middle aged in the video game world. There are a truckload of games for the switch from Splatoon 2 to Mario tennis. First it was Mario-kart, then Mario baseball, and now Mario tennis. Soon it could be Mario synchronized swimming. But the cool thing is that it can be portable or connected to a tv. And.....

George Washington: "HOLD IT!!!"

Ian: "I don't remember you being apart of this blog?"

George: "I'm not. Abe decided to switch with me today"

Ian: But I didn't......"

Madam curie: "Anybody have some uranium? I need uranium!"

Ian: "But, how did you...."

Beatles: "This is a  wonderful little thing you got going mate"

Rat (Pearls before swine): "It's kinda sad. I mean wheres me portrait! I'm thinking Rat's blog, a blog about Rat"

Ian: "No i..."

Cheetah: "Gotta go Fast!!!!!'

Hermione Granger; "IT's BlOg not BLog"

Cooky chimp: "MWAH HA HA!!! The world is mine! Stuck in a jungle for 30 years! Time to take over! MWAH HA HA!!!!!"

Ian: "This is too much!".

Blog Police: "Ian you've  exceeded the posted character limit. That's going to be  5 years in the Blog jungle"

Ian: " NOT THE BLOG JUNGLE!!"

Blog Police: "THE...BLOG.....JUNGLE"

Everything freezes.

George:"the blog jungle is the place in the internet where blogs go to die.Their forgotten and lonely. Oh and its one big arena spectators watch the blogs get hunted and beaten until there's nothing left but code......continue"

Ian: "Please don't make me!"

Blog police: "Sorry sir, but it's the only way...."

Ian: "CODE BOMB"

PPPOOOSSSSHHHHH

Blog Police: "where'd he go????"

Beatles: "Only the internet knows mate"

Mandolorian: "I'll hunt him down for 25 bucks"

Blog police: "Sure"

Mando: "Sweet"

THE END?????

Wacky Wednesday: PE

Wacky Wednesday: School Subjects

                      The Lemur School for Monkey's 
                                          Presents:

                                              PE
                                                                                                         "MY LEG!!!"




Ahh. PE that AMAZING jewel of school. The  one thing that turns a bad day into THE day. Unless of course your one of the people who hate it.........In which case your just weird.

Darth Vader:  "I used to be good at PE, then I lost a leg, and another leg... and a arm and most skin"

But PE can be bad. Especially when you get the people who try but just aren't good.

Sandy:   "Like Garfield he tries but sits and eats instead"

Garfield: "I'll have you know that I was Heavyweight World Champion!"

Sandy: "In what?"

Garfield: "The eating contests. But HEY I still won a championship!"

Einstein: "Well I won a Nobel Prize"

Garfield: "Yeah, Rub it in smarty pants!"

Einstein: "Well, my pants are very smart"

Garfield: "SO pants are smart HUH!!!!"

Einstein: "Theoretically we don't know whether pants have thoughts or not so we can  neither prove nor disapprove the existence of pants intelligence"

Garfield: "I'll theoretical YOU"

Einstein: "Garfield put down the bat"

Ian(The blogger): "Garfield would you mind not beating up Einstein so much. We don't yet have insurance on his most valuable head"

Garfield turns around a malicious glint in his eye. Einstein unconcious on the ground as Garfield holds the Bat.

Garfield: "His valuable head.....His valuable head.....Hows this for a valuable head!!!!!"

WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ian: "That's gonna need more then a little duct tape..."

Sandy: "No. Because you see if we duct tape here and here his head should come back from 20 millions pieces to one."

WHAM!!!!!!

Ian: "Hmm. Sandy have you ever considered being a leopard gecko skin rug?"

Sandy: "Wasn't on my bucket list"

Ian: "Garfield you should really stop beating people up"

Garfield: "brains, brains are so much fun"

BEE DOO! BEE DOO!

Gorilla: "This is the guerrilla gorilla force! Garfield come out with your hands UP!!!"

Garfield: "NEVER!!!!"

Garfield charges at the guerrilla gorilla force, the bat held up for the kill.

Gorilla: "Zap him boys"

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ian: "Do you think Tazer nets were too much"

Gorilla: "Sir you can never be too careful with a Cat holding a Bat

WHOP!

Rhyming man: "Guerrilla Gorilla You have violated rhyming code 3-78u. NO ape shall ever rhyme when it comes to cat violence on a blog site"

Gorilla: "AW man"

Rhyming Man: "You will now be placed in a land where everything is known as...MONKEY...."

Gorilla: "NOOOOOOOO!!!!"

Thank you for reading this blog post.

Ian: "GOODBYE MONKEY!!"

Gorilla: "Someones gonna pay when I get out of monkey land"

Ian: "OK monkey"

THE END

Goblin Quest

                              Goblin Quest


First off, sorry I didn't do wacky Wednesday, I got busy.

NOW, for today's review I will be reviewing a RPG game called Goblin quest. An RPG is...

Darth Vader: Rebels Playing with Guns?!?!?!?"

Me: "Nooooooo"

Darth Vader: "Explain that to the millions of storm troopers that have died, we'll never be able to replace them!"

Julian: "Don't you have clones?"

Einstein: "Which are exactly the same as each other?"

Darth Vader: "Well...yes....BUT, one time this one storm trooper liked spam! and none of the other troopers did and then he DIED and I couldn't eat spam with him anymore"

Everybody silently hurling into toilet.

Me: "Ok"

RPG stands for role playing game. This is a game where you take on the form of a character in a game and play as that character through an adventure.You control his decisions and what he/she does. Goblin quest is a silly one, where you can enchant your boogers, kick a troll or steal an octopus. You can do practically anything you want in this game. It is a very loose form of RPG compared to others. You take control of 5 goblins in this game and you start with 1 but take on another after the first one dies and it continues down until you win or run out of goblins.

Darth Vader: "LIKE MY STORM TROOPER(sniff)!"

Me: "By the power invested in me through the holy keyboard, I hereby give you back your spam loving (hurl) trooper"

Trooper: "WHO WANTS A SPAM PARTY!!!!!!!!!'

Darth Vader: "WOOOHOOOO"

Elvis: "Send me to the jailhouse"

Garfield: "RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Einstein: "E= NO SPAM!"

Harry Potter: "HA HA! I'll fly away to play Quidditch and leave you losers!!!

Me; "Mwah ha ha"

Harry Potter: "OH NO! The Quidditch hoops are made out of spam!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Sudden silence.....

Reporter: "We regret to inform you that our president has been turned into spam and now president spam has decreed that new flavors will be available on the menus of the worlds restaurants. Such as, spamzza\, spam cream, spam cola and spam fires to name a few. Some how, we will find a way to live through this spam era"

silence.......................................

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


And now that the world is going into apocaspam. oops, I mean apocalypse. Have a good spamturday. I MEAN SATURDAY.

Wacky Wednesday: School Subjects

To start off Wacky Wednesday we're going to do a series, called:



                 Lemur School For Monkeys

This is all about the different school subjects you learn about at school. So to kick it off we're doing:

                                  English
                                                                                           "I speaks English"



English. That beloved school class that can make you hurl hairballs and go into uncontrolled fits of rage.......We tested it on Garfield and Lion here's what happened:


A not so long long time ago:

Einstein:  "This is experiment A1. Testing to see what happens to the cat brain during English. At first the subjects were doing well"

Garfield: "These personifications are a piece of cake!"

Lion: "Whew! Poets don't have a "summers day" against me!"

Einstein: "Then things got hairy"

Lion: "Where the heck did this English rule come from?! Did they make that up?"

Garfield: "What's the difference between a synonym and an antonym?! I'LL NEVER KNOW!"

Einstein: "Then at one point their body had no way to understand what was being taught so their bodies reverted to hurling hairballs as the answer"

Garfield: "The answer to question 5 is HURL.... That's the answer."

Darth Vader: "Do I have to force throw away another hairball?!"

Elvis: "Those are the devils in disguise"

Einstein: "We then detected large amounts of rage coming from lion. Right after he tried to attack Harry Potter"

Harry: "Arvada cadabra! Arvada Cadabra! IT'S NOT WORKING!!! Arvadaaaahhhhhhh!!!!"

Einstein: "At one point we noticed that there were large amounts of radiation coming from their brains. On closer investigation,It appeared that It was coming from the  nuclear explosions that were literally blowing their brains"

Abraham Lincoln:  "Lion, what is 2+2?"

Lion: "Seven-ese?"

Abe: "Uh-oh"

Lion: "Anybubby eber notice dat you have twelvey toesy"

Einstein: "Then this is when it really snapped"

Garfield: "Lasagna is a waste of food and time"

Eerie  silence in room.......

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Einstein: "This about the time that the experiment was closed due to lemur blog section 2.E

Blog Section 2.E:

Should at any point any character related to any species of cat become radioactive due to maniacal  blogger syndrome (A.K.A Ian's lost it on the keyboard) the blog post will automatically be terminated and never to be seen by the general lemur public.


But of course you are...now...seeing...this....which means all I have to do is wait for the Guerrilla Gorilla force, be sacked, bagged and get lost in the jungle. So I'll go start packing for Jumanji and See you all later.

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2.0

                         Lemur Reviews 2.0!




So, I realize that I haven't posted in a really REALLY long time(sorry). But, that's all about to change as I have renewed Lemur Reviews and have a schedule now for blogging so that I don't post randomly.

The schedule IS:

Wacky Wednesdays: This day is about crazy , wacky and absurd reviews, it is also about character only posts like fiction supreme court, stuff like that.

Saturdays: T
hese are the normal review days, standard stuff.

SO BE PREPARED, for Lemur Reviews  2.0!!!!!!

Which Pet?

                                               Which Pet????

There are lots of dogs and cats out there. There are probably a million blogs solely devoted to...CATS AND DOGS! I personally adore every non dog/cat pet (but no newts or salamanders). They are 1, cheaper to maintain, 2, so much cooler and 3, some of these pets will give the same or more love than a cat or dog ever would! (You also don't need to house train most of them). Now I'm not an expert per se, but I have 15 books on pets right next to me as I write this post and 7-9 years of experience to draw on, Including lots of parakeets, 2 leopard geckos, lots of hamsters, 1 mouse, 1 Chameleon, and a zillion fish. Note: If you are actually getting one of these pets, DO YOUR RESEARCH!!!! This post should not be your sole research on it!

NOW...HERE...IS...THE LIST!!!!!!!!

Parakeets

The cost to maintain: $
Affection towards you: 💚💚💚💚💚  5 out of 5! ONLY AFTER TRAINING THEM THOUGH!!
Activity:🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃 5 out of 5! Almost constantly playing and moving.
Cons: Poop a lot, get bored without new toys every few months, failed training = you being bullied when trying to train It or It being afraid of hands for a long time.
Personal notes: They love to sing and whistle.

Elvis, "Just like I did hubba hubba"
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Snakes

The cost to maintain: $$ require dead mice for food.
Affection towards you:💚 MAYBE will be your friend after several months.
Activity: 🏃 sleeps most of the day.
Cons: Chance of getting bitten, needs dead mice, POSSIBLY POISONOUS DEPENDING ON SNAKE!!!!
Personal notes:

Julian, " I don't want to be near one of them!"
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Rats

The cost to maintain: $ about the same cost as a hamster.
Affection towards you: 💚💚💚💚💚💚 they can grow to ADORE you after a little training.
Activity:🏃🏃🏃🏃 pretty active.
Cons: It's a rat.
Personal notes:

Huckleberry Finn, "Rats! RUN EVERYONE!!! Watch out for the plague! Save the women and children!"

Elvis, "Hack! Hack! I don't feel so good"

Einstein, "Get Elvis to the DOCTER!!! ASAP!"

Abraham Lincoln, "Sorry, you can't."

Everyone else, "WHAT!"

Abe, "Ian hasn't made a doctor for this blog, so we're all going to die of the disease now"

WHOOOSH

"Did someone call the Doctor?"

Abe, "Yes! Go save Elvis!"

Doctor, "Hmm, this looks bad, better go back to the Tardis, travel in time, escape Daleks  and then get back just before your friend dies only to be taken by the weeping angels just before we get there..."

Awkward silence.

KERPLOOSH

"Did someone call Chicago MD?"

Silence

"Okay, where is the producer and we can start the stage props. I think we can put some..."

KABOOM

"Chicago MD!!! We need you to add drama to the storyline back home, by finding out one of your patients is your ex-wife! COME ON!"

WOOOOOP

Ian (the author), "Hey look I magically found the cure!"

Everyone, " YEAH!"
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Frogs

The cost to maintain: $$
Affection towards you: NOTHING
Activity: 🏃-🏃🏃🏃 depends on the type.
Cons: Get sick easy.
Personal notes: A poison Dart frog loses its poisonous skin after at least 6 months(To be safe).

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Turtles

The cost to maintain: $ only need turtle food and sometimes goldfish.
Affection towards you:💚 not a lot, but they get happy when they see you after a while.
Activity:🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃 pretty active little creatures after basking.
Cons: lots of cleaning.
Personal notes: Weekly cleaning required for their terrarium, because they eat, poop and sleep in the water.

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Tortoises

The cost to maintain:$$ most of them need fresh fruits and veggies
Affection towards you:💚-💚💚💚💚💚💚 some tortoises want to be left alone, and others want to cuddle to death.
Activity:🏃 sleeps mostly
Cons: Most require lots of room, and require lots of fresh foods.
Personal notes: Russian tortoises are ones that will want to cuddle a lot.
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Leopard geckos

The cost to maintain: $ super duper easy to maintain
Affection towards you:💚💚💚💚💚 They like being held
Activity🏃 sleeps all day and is only active at night.
Cons: zip.
personal notes: My leopard  gecko Sandy,

Sandy, "That's me!"

really loves zoomed anole food.
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Hamsters

The cost to maintain: $ super cheap
Affection towards you: 💚💚💚💚💚💚
Activity🏃🏃 sleeps all day and runs in the wheel all night.
Cons: Zip
Personal notes: Hamsters don't live very long.

Lion, " An appetizer for Dinner"

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Guinea pigs

The cost to maintain:$$ lots of alfalfa hay and guinea pellets
Affection towards you:💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚
Activity:🏃🏃🏃🏃
Cons: poops alot.
Personal notes: They do this thing called popcorning where when they see their owner they'll "Popcorn" (bouncing up and down, while squeaking) around the enclosure.

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Chameleons

The cost to maintain:$$$ Lots of crickets each month
Affection towards you:💚-💚💚💚💚 not really a holding animal, but they can learn to(I think).
Activity:🏃 Not a lot of walking around, but it is really cool when they catch a cricket with their tongue.
Cons: Expensive to get and care for.
Personal notes: Seriously consider if you have the resources for it or not.
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Thats the end. hope you have a great day and come back to my blog soon.

Exploding Kittens

                      Exploding Kittens


Okay, so I haven't posted any reviews in a couple months.......oops. But to fix that I have this review on Exploding Kittens.🐈☢☢☢


Lion, "My cousins are exploding?!"

Sandy, "AAAAHHHHHH IT'S THE APOCALYPSE!!!! THE KITTENS ARE FLYING PROJECTILES!!!!!! RUNNNN!!!!!!!"

Abraham Lincoln, "A Cat divided cannot stand"

Julian The lemur, "Of Course it can't! It Has no body to hold the legs on anymore!"

Harry Potter, "Julians right! Its body is over there, there and way up there!

Huckleberry Finn, "Isn't that part of Garfield over there and up there"

Awkward silence...............

Everyone, "....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I said, "WAIT! By the power invested through me by the amazing keyboard. I hereby reform Garfield and he magically  comes back to life"

Everyone else, "Oh, that makes perfect sense!"

Garfield, " Hey guys! Give me a quick moment, I need to search for my cousin Louie. Yo Louie, you need this leg back?"

Everyone, "AAAAHHHHH" HONK!!!!!!!

Due to current gruesomeness, this part of the story will stop here.

Back to the review. Exploding Kittens is a really fun card game for 2-5 players and it requires 2 minutes to learn and 15 minutes to play. It is just a really weird game. But not the bad weird but funny type weird. There are goats and kittens and tacocats(Its a palindrome!) Its super easy to learn!
the instructions make that super simple. PLEASE NOTE!!!!!! That the game is mostly clean(Except for a cheetah butt), EXCEPT for the NSFW edition! IT IS VERY INAPPROPRIATE AND CRUDE!!!!


Here are the reports on the game(Note I tweaked the reviewing part of this),


Bray Zarea of the San Fran Decade       ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Stan Key from the Chicago paragraph    ⭐⭐⭐⭐

Michael, Jobe, Dan from 99 news          ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Harry Popper from 9 3/4 tv                   ⭐⭐⭐

Miles Pie from the Denver Quad-bune         ⭐⭐

Thank you, reporters! Thanks for reading this review have a good day!

Holes

                              Holes



Welcome back to Lemur Reviews. We (Like I said yesterday) are reviewing "Holes". First off, This Is a really good book. Second off, they dig a lot of holes. And third, Darth Vader wishes, he had thought of the idea first. Note: only Star Warsian fans will understand this joke. Star Warsian? STAR WARSIAN!!!! Lemur patented!

Seal of the Lemur

Darth Vader, "OH MAN!!!!!! Those rebels needed that! Forget choking them! We'll have them dig for hours to find old lightsabers from when we skewered the younglings as a young adult!"


Ian, "VADER!!!!! This is a family blog!"


Vader, "Tomato, Tomoto."


Silence............

Well.......Uh after that........Uh um, thing...........we'll continue back on track. Stanley Yelnats is the main character. WAIT! Stanley Yelnats is a palindrome! Bing bing bing!!! Score 1 for Ian against literary trickery! Stanley is sent to Camp Green Lake to dig a lot of holes for punishment for stealing shoes. And the rest of the story, I won't tell you.


Garfield, "WWWWWWHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


Panel of Reporters

Positive😊

Bray Zarea from the San Fran Decade,
"It's good"

Stan Key from the Chicago Paragraph,
"Righty ole' good classic."

Neutral😐

Miles Pie from The Denver Quad-bune,
"Meh"

Michael, Jobe, and Dan from  99 news,
"Not the best."

Negative😡

Harry Popper from 9 3/4 tv,
"Horrible."


Thank you! Panel of Reporters! Have a good rest of your day. Peace out homies!(Note: "Peace out homies" was just for laughs)

Vacation 1 vs. Vacation 2

                 Vacation 1 vs. Vacation 2

(Think documentary about bad things voice. low and gravely) Ding! Ding! In the left corner, we have vacation 1. And in the right corner, we have vacation 2. Who will win!


Hello! And welcome back to Lemur Reviews! Today, we are reviewing the different aspects of vacations. I will try to go through most of the main aspects, but, If I forget something you want to know, comment below and I'll see what I can do.




                                                                 Round 1
                                 
                    Road trip vs. Plane trip vs. Boat trip


I've only gone on road and plane trips. So, I'll logically guess about boat trips
                                                   

                                                  $ The Ka-ching Factor $




Road =  $
Description: Very scenic, You can sightsee on the drive to your destination at in-between places.

Plane = $$
Description: Fast and pretty cheap, for how quick you'll get there.

Boat =$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Description; If you want a quality cruise you have to pay the big bucks, that will wreck your budget like the nuclear bomb of money. ( trust me, I looked at carnival cruises while typing this up) BUT, If you love sea life and want a 'hang loose man!" moment, this is the route to go.


Huckleberry Finn, "What about a raft?"

Long silence. Computer keys clicking.


                                                       ❋UPDATE❋

Raft  = ￠￠￠￠
Description: Go hobo style! Riding on the edge! Starvation, thirst, and drowning are included in this family fun adventure! Have fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                                           Round 2
  
                                                         Hotel vs. Motel


Hotel = $ to $$$$$$$$$
Description: Hotels are very nice, they usually come with a pool and most of them offer a free breakfast in the morning.

Motel = $
Description: Harry will describe it.

Harry Potter, "The "Leaky Cauldron" looks like a 5-star Caribbean resort compared to some motels!"

 WARNING: Some motels and a select few hotels have bed bugs. So, quite literally, "Sleep tight and try not to let the bed bugs bite".


                                                          Round 3

                                               Restaurant vs. Make it  yourself

Restaurant = $ to $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$


Make you own = ￠ to $$$$$

In this category, it's all about how much your willing to spend.



                                                        Round 4

                                          Carry-on vs. Checking your bag


Carry-on: easier and faster to get to the terminal, where friends and family might be waiting.

Checking: Don't have to carry the bag on board and lift it into the bins. You do have to wait a while to claim it at the baggage claim though. If you don't get your bag after a few days, It will go to auction actually. I watched a documentary on it. SO MAKE SURE YOU GRAB THE BAG!!!!!!!!



                                                       Round 5

                    Suitcase vs. Backpack or Duffel bag

Suitcase: Pro: Able to carry more.
Con: Tendency to get heavy and make your arm ache

Backpack: Pro: lightweight
Con: Not too much room to pack stuff.

Duffel bag: Pro: The in betweenie-weenie of the other two.
Con: The in betweenie- weenie of the other two.


                                                      Round 6

                          Rent-a-car vs. taxi/bus

Rent-a-car: Pro: able to get to many more places.
Con: Kind of expensive.

Taxi: Pro: Cheap.
Con: Better not travel around the city a lot.

Bus; Pro: More places to go on a bus route.
Con; Must have a family, If you want to go to non-bus route places.


I travel to San Francisco lot. 2 years on, 1 year off. And I usually travel to my destination via the Bart train. It stands for Bay area rapid transportation.

Darth Vader, "Like Death Star stands for.....um..... Demonic Evil Authority That Hates Stinky, Tiny, Annoying Rebels."

I said, " I never heard that from the Star Wars galaxy."

Darth Vader, "I came up with it just now."

Garfield, "Like Lasagna stands for, Legendary, Amazing, Super, Awesome, Great, skip N, Appetizer!"

I said, "....No."


Back on topic. Bart is quick if you need to get somewhere quickly. But, you need someone at the other end to pick you up at your station.


Ding! Ding! The Winner! Ian!!!!!!  Woo woo woo!!!!!!!!!!!! Have a good day! Reporters really couldn't help on this topic.) I also want to say, that I wasn't able to post for a couple weeks due to   a California vacation ,I went on.