What fast food Restaurant?

            What fast food restaurant?

Hello and welcome to the first miscellaneous review of the lemur. Okay, so last night my family couldn't decide where to eat. Subs? No. Chick-fil-a? No. Pizza? No. So, to make your future restaurant picking, I've made this post to help all the people who don't know where to go. This list might be a bit more tuned to my tastes, then the public.


Burgers     

Mcdonalds

So, this might sound weird, but, Mcdonalds burgers (When I'm in the mood for it) sound really good. We don't have an in and out here where I live, so I can't rate that. Burger King is horrible. It's the same thing over and over and.........................OVER! Red Robin is really good, but it is on the pricey side of the burger world. Which is why I picked Mc'ds.


Chicken     

Chick-Fil-A

Chick-fil-a is AWESOME!!!!! It is my personal favorite restaurant by far! It has great food and an added bonus, The workers hardly ever mess up (And when they do they are very sorry about it), AND they are the most polite fast food workers I have ever seen. chicken nuggets from Mc'ds are okay.



Salad

No Idea.

This group is too diverse to judge, but if I had to guess (Even though I've never been there) Panera Bread? I've heard some good reports on it,.



Tacos                              

Again. No idea.

My best guess would be.........Del Taco?


Buffet

Golden Corral

Golden Corral has a great buffet selection. It is really good. If you live in Northern Colorado you should totally try Pizza Ranch.






BBQ                                
Texas Roadhouse

I LOVE BBQ from here. It is super good!! Their rolls with honey butter are to die for! Rudy's is okay. But, only one is outside of Texas (Ironically that's the one I go to). 


Dessert

 
Dairy Queen

Dairy Queen has delicious Ice cream and Ice cream Cake. Their blizzards are the best. BUT, If you live in San Francisco, go to Ghiradellis !!! It's pricey, But, IT'S TOTALLY WORTH IT!!!!!! I don't like to lie, so I can't review Baskin Robbins because I've never been there.



Breakfast

   
IHOP


IHOP has superb pancakes and eggs and bacon and etc. The Egg and I Is average.

Sub Sandwiches

Jersey Mikes OR Jimmy Johns

These two are both so good I couldn't decide which, so I choose both. Subway is okay and Silvermine is pretty good.





For the Ice Cream Lover

Cold Stone

Cold Stone Ice Cream is the best Ice Cream ever! They have so many flavors and mix-ins. IT IS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Chinese

Too diverse.



Seafood

Too diverse.








OTHER

Casa Bonita, Denver Colorado
It is amazing! It is so much different from your traditional
Restaurant! It serves Mexican food. The building was built
without a blueprint. it's most iconic feature is a waterfall insideof the building. Here are some pictures. (They have performances at the waterfall every 15 minutes.






Jb's, Greeley Colorado


Jb's is an authentic drive-in restaurant experience for the whole family. Comfort food from the 80's. Burgers, milkshakes, Ice cream, hot dogs and More! Thank you for reading this review!  The group of friends and reporters could not comment today due to the mental therapy they are going through. Have a good day!

Double Crossing

                  Double Crossing


Hello. We are reviewing  Double Crossing this week. This game is an old one.

Elvis, "But not as old as me!"

I said, "You're dead."

Abraham, "I'm dead too!"

Darth Vader, "Me too t..........."

I said, "We've already been over this!"

Everyone, "Ohhhhhh yeahhhhhh. that's right."

Double Crossing is a train game. Where the goal of the game is to get contracts and get to the grand central station as quick as possible.

Sandy, "The game is for 2-6 bugs.....I mean people!"

Lion, 'You think people are bugs?!"

Sandy, "NO, I just......"

Lion, "People are delicious too! They taste like Zebra."

I said, "YOU'VE EATEN PEOPLE!!!!!"

Lion, "A little garlic, a little butter and people are delicious."

Everyone(Excluding animals) AND panel of reporters, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 MAN HUNTER!!!!!!! MOMMY!!!!!!"

Abe, "RUN AWAY!!!!"

Huckleberry Finn, "The walls of Ian's mind cannot contain me!"

Garfield, "Sorry to be a downer, but, yes they can."

Huck, ".........AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Harry Potter, "Wingardium Leviosa!"


BAM!!!

Harry Potter, "Float awayyyyyyyyyy."

Abe, "A house in panic cannot think!"

Elvis, "This is not the time to quote your history! now, RUN!!!"

Huck, "I'll make a raft and float away!"

Julian, "Climb a tree!"

Everyone, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Okay, think a city with explosions and A ton of fire. That's what is happening in my mind."

BEEP BEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Think black Tv screen. Now, after mass chaos. I managed to lock the lion in a mental cage and everyone else in a padlocked room. The time it takes to play, honestly, depends on how you play it and what your strategy is. But, my rough estimate is 30 minutes to an hour. The fun level in this game actually really depends on the player. I love this game and so so a lot of my family, but, others may hate it. The strategy level is low in this game because it really depends more on the roll of the dice then actual thinking, but, thinking about what to do still makes it a little bit strategic.

The panel of players:

Drew Breeze "The cool one"
"........................"

Okay, no panel of players because they are all hiding in the padlocked room with post-traumatic stress syndrome. Have a good Day! And hope we don't need to go to therapy!

Lord of the flies

             Lord of the Flies

Hello again. Lord of the flies is definitely one of the darker books i'm going to review on this blog. This book is old, with it being published in 1954.

Darth Vader, "That was before a long, long time ago. Back then it was just awhile ago in a galaxy unknown."

It starts with a plane full of school boys crashing on an island. A lot of boys survived the crash and they all go to the beach and have an assembly. Then, they set up a "community" and have a fire for rescue and some hunters to catch the pigs on the Island. They do good for a while, but eventually tensions rise and things start to heat up.

Garfield, "Are they cooking lasagna in that heat?!"

I said, "Of course.All tropical islands have lasagna trees."

Garfield, "Really???!!!"

I said, "No."

Garfield, "Oh man."

A few of the darker aspects is that the "littleuns'" claim to see a beast. When I read it , it scared me a bit.Secondly,  two of the boys get slaughtered. One mistaken for the beast and slaughtered and the other one gets catapulted by a rock, lands on his back breaking it and literally cracking his head open. It's disgusting.

Garfield, "I think we're going to see that lasagna that Jon made me come back up again."

Abraham, "YUCK!!!!!"

Elvis, "We don't want  to see your hubba hubba!"

Lion, "You talking about vomit, is going to make me see that gazelle I just ate."

Julian, "................BLAHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

Sandy, "GROSS!!!"

Huckleberry Finn, "You got it all over me!!!!"

Elvis, "What did I just say about the hubba hubba?!!"

I said, "Okay. Calm down everyone."

But the darkest part is that all but a few join one tribe. And, then after a little bit, they hunt to kill one of the few boys left on the weak side. But, they accidentally set the island on fire, which saves the kid from being and.

 THEY GET SAVED!!!!!!!😄

The end. I would not recommend this for young people. Maybe, 7th grade at least. Now don't get discouraged from reading it. I'm not saying it's a bad book, i'm just giving you a heads up about it.

                                            To the panel of reporters

Positive

Stan Key from the Chicago paragraph says

"Great book!"(We're still horrified by his answer.)

Neutral

Bray Zarea from the San Fran Decade says

"Too scary! But, really good story."

Negative

Michael, Jobe and Dan from 99 news say

"TOO SCARY!!!"

Harry Popper from 9 3/4 TV says

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"

Miles Pie from The Denver quad-bune says

"Hide in a corner, don't come out. Hide in a corner, don't come out. Hide in a corner don't..........."

Well. Okay then, that's the panel of reporters signing out and saying "We're going to go seek mental therapy!"😀

Characters: Too many to name. But, the entire book only has boys.

☢☢☢☢☢☢☢☢☢☢☢☢☢☢☢☢☢☢☢☢☢☢☢☢☢☢☢☢☢☢☢☢☢☢☢☢☢☢☢☢☢☢☢☢☢☢☢☢☢☢

WARNING!!!!!!!!!: The creepy, YUCK, violence and disturbing factors are high in this book, most definitely.

Harry Potter

                Harry Potter


Harry Potter is the best book of all time! Millions of people love the series.

Harry Potter, "And the best part is......IT'S ALL ABOUT ME!!!!!!!"

Elvis, "Showoff!"

Lion, "Stinker!"

Darth Cader, "I have a movie series. So, I'm okay!"

Sandy, "I'm the author's pet! Beat that!"

Abraham Lincoln, "A house divided can not......."

Elvis, "QUITE! Abe!"

Abe, "Well excuse me! Besides we've already been over this! It's all the author's fault."

I said, "IS NOT!!!!"

Huckleberry Finn, "I have a book, too!"

Harry, "Good job!!!"

Garfield, "I have a comic strip, books and a television series after me! So, why are you arguing just about books?!"

I said, "GUYS!!!!!!!"

Everyone, "Yeah! what do you want, your not the boss of us!"

I said, "You're my creation on my review blog! I can completely delete you from it!"

Everyone,"OH YEAH?!!!........... Cupcakes are sparkly.....IAN!!!!!!!!"

I said, "Told ya'."




                HONK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Elevator music with the multicolor tv screen.

Okay. It starts off with Harry living with his child abuse offender aunt, uncle and cousin. Someone should call the police on them!


Police, "Where do they live? We'll arrest them and (For every Harry Potter fan that wanted to do this) a painful slap in the face for each reader that wanted to do that."

I said, "Thank you! They live at 4 Privet Drive. Don't forget to slap extra hard!"

Soooooooooooooo,  He gets a letter to go to Hogwarts. THE BEST SCHOOL EVER!!!!! He then spends a lot of time at school and long story short he beats an evil wizard. He also gets some friends at Hogwarts named Hermione and Ron. But in the end, he has to go back to his abusive relatives.

Police, "They're in jail now and we gave them.......some number in the millions of slaps."

I said, "THANKS!!!"

Harry, "Me, me, It's all about me!!!"

Now let's go to our panel of reporters.

Positive

Harry Popper from 9 3/4 tv says
"BEST BOOK I WILL EVER READ!!!! So, much adventure and mystery."

Bray Zarea from San Fran Decade says
"AMAZING!!!"

Miles Pie from the Denver quad-bune says
"I love it!!!"

Michael, Jobe, and Dan from 99 news say
"ASTOUNDING!!"

Negative

Stan Key from Chicago Paragraph say
"Pointless."

We are all very ashamed of Stan Key now. Thank you for reading this post! Have a nice day!

George Washington's socks

            George Washington's Socks


Welcome back to the lemur! We are reviewing (Based on the title) George Washington's socks. This is a really good historical fiction book. We will have an interview with  George himself at the end and for this brief story, he will be in the group of friends.


So, to begin George Washington's socks it starts with four boys and one girl having an adventure in the backyard.

Darth Vader, "To defeat an evil Sith lord?!!"

I said, "Um.....no!"

Darth Vader, "Oh man!!"

They eventually end up on a rowboat on Levart lake. Which time travels them back to the American Revolution.

Einstein, "You can't time travel!"

I said, "For this book, you can!"

Einstein, "Fine(grumble grumble)."

They land on George Washington's boat while he's crossing the Delaware River.

George, "That boat ride made me sore for weeks!"

Huckleberry Finn, "Well try doing it on a raft. WHILE running from a drunk dad!"

George, "I won a war!!"

Huck, "OH YEAH!!! well..,.....um uh..........yeah okay."

Back to topic. Poem time! Ahem........

                                       They get separated
                                        Matt gets enlisterated( It means enlisted, but I had to make it rhyme. so I made up words)
                                       Matt friend die
                                       Matt meet people
                                       Matt meet Indians
                                       He gets reunited
                                       They go back home

And that's about the rest of the story.

George, "I don't remember any children while crossing that river."

                 Now to the panel of reporters

                 Harry Popper from 9 3/4 tv says
                   "Great historical fiction."
               
                 Stan Key from Chicago Paragraph says
                   "Great story!"
                                  Neutral

                        Bray zarea from San Fran Decade says
                           "Good story, but not too descriptive on characters."

                        Miles Pie from the Denver quad-bune says
                          "Great details, a bit boring though."

                               Negative

                            Michael, Jobe, and Dan from 99 news says
                             "A bit boring to the action reader."

                                    Now for the interview.

I said, "How do yo.........."

George, "I got cramps for weeks after crossing that river."

I said, "Okayyyyyyyy."

George, "You know that famous picture of me crossing  the Delaware?"

I said, "Yeahhhhhh."

George, " I didn't mean for that to be famous. I was just  stretching my legs."

I said, "This isn't going right."

Sooooooooooooo Good bye. Thanks for reading this post Have a good day!


Characters: Matt, hooter, tony, Q and Katie.

WARNING: Violence is medium and the YUCK!!! factor is really high.

P.S There is a  sequel to it, but I'll review that later in the future.


                                                                         


                                         

Fiction Supreme Court

                     Fiction Supreme Court


Order! Order! Sorry, Abe and Elvis took their little argument to the court (P.S you have to read the review on"Ticket to ride" to know what I'm talking about). We're still waiting to see which one gets in trouble.


Judge, "Mister Presley, what is your story on the matter?"

Elvis, "Well your honor, it all started this way. So, I was just reviewing on "Ticket to Ride" when Einstein..."

Einstein, "Don't bring me into this!!"

Judge, "Mr. Einstein, did you have anything to do with the matter?!!"

Everyone (Except Einstein of course), "YES!"

Einstein, "Heh heh...well um...you see um..."

Judge, "Einstein! You are a part of the crime! SO, you're going to say your part of the story on the matter."

Einstein, "I was just telling Elvis, oh man! because it's not a super strategic game and he went all sarcastic. And after me and him argued a bit, Abe said: "A house divided cannot stand". Then Elvis went crazy and he and Abe started arguing."

Judge, "Is this true?"

Abe, "Yes, because I cannot tell a lie."

Elvis, "No."

Judge, "Then what is wrong with the answer?"

Elvis, "It was all the author's fault!"

I said, "WHAT!!!!"

Elvis, "Yeah! Because you write what we say! Like that word...And those periods!"

Judge, " Is this True?"

I said, "Yyeesssss."

Judge, "Then I have no choice but to.............Give you a brand new car!"

I said, "Oh, thank you, your honor!"

Elvis, "Judge! He wrote your words! He made you say, he get's a.............Gold nugget!"

I said, "Thank you, Elvis."

Abe, "This is tyranny! This isn't a democracy! What about the right of free sp........... of Free hamburgers!"

I said, "Yippee! Free hamburgers!"

Darth Vader, 'Your path to the.............Doughnut side is complete. What am I saying!"

Lion, "Author this has gone too far! You give them back their........Dirty underwear!!"

Harry Potter, " I could put a spell on him. So he stops changing the words! Avadra...............Leviosa!"

                                           KAPOW!!!!!!!

I said, "You just killed a hummingbird."

Harry, "You're not supposed to make up new spells! You should especially not mess up Avadra............Patronus or ............ Leviosa Patronus!........Uh-Oh."

I said, "I don't believe it. But you just made a lethal patronus that just killed a hamster and you saved an eagle from its hard-won meal."

Harry, "I'll be qu............LOUD NOW!!!! STOP IT!!!!!"

Judge, "You can all leave now! and never..........Forget to go on that trip to the Bahamas! I just paid for that out of my entire salary! Kids, tell mom not to eat for a week! Okay!"

Everyone (Besides me), "Help!.........give the author a chocolate cake?!!! IIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN (The author)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

I said, "Mwah ha ha!"(:<

Have a nice Day. Mwah ha ha. Oh! we're still typing when I laughed manically at the audience?!! Dang, It!!

Ticket to Ride

                         Ticket to Ride



Hello. This is the second board game review from the Lemur. For a change, I' am letting the group of friends do the reviewing with (Hopefully) little interference from me. So, here we go.


Abraham Lincoln, "I' am in charge of this discussion today, because the author liked me above the rest of the group. I' am so great that (AHEM!). Sorry. So, here's Elvis for the first part."


Elvis, "Okay pretty mama. This game is about trying to connect cities by use of trains. You collect points based on the cards route it wants you to take.  This game requires mild intelligence to play. So it isn't another Axis and Allies."

Einstein, " Oh man!"

Elvis, "Thank you for your vote of intelligence Einstein!"

Einstein, "It still requires some intelligence, Elvis!"

Elvis, "Well at least it's not another Axis and Allie's brain killer! I couldn't think for weeks after that game!"

Abraham, "A house divided cannot..."

Elvis, "How many times are you gonna' quote that ?!"

Abraham, "Well. Eexxccuussee me!"

Elvis, "You are excused. But you broke the bill of rights."

Abe, "What?!"

Elvis, "The right of free speech."

Abe, "There is no free speech in this group!"

Elvis, "Tut tut tut. A president, breaking the bill of rights. What is the world coming to?"

Julian, "Okay, while those two argue, I'll do the reviewing. This game is for 2-6 players and we'll go to Garfield for the time."

Garfield, "Too long. It messes up my sleeping schedule."

Huckleberry Finn, "I'll dis' correctly then. It takes from 30 minutes to an hour and a half to play."

Julian, "Thank you, Huck."

Darth Vader, "The fun level is high in this game...It is fun to be mean in this game!"

I said, "The way Abe and Elvis are arguing, there might be a world war III soon!"


                                               Panel of Players

Drew Breeze "The cool one"
"Pretty gnarly man!"

Isaac Mewton "The Nerd"
"It rocks!"

Julian "The Lemur"
"It's okay"

Tommy Bradley "The sportsy one"
"Meh"

Illinois James "The action dude"
"Yuck!"

Zale Earnorgan "The racer"
"It's fine"

         Thank you panel of players! Thank you for reading this post! Hope you have a good day. And hope the next post isn't about world war III.(; Goodbye!

Axis and Allies

                      Axis and Allies

 I love Axis and Allies. It is my personal favorite board game. It is based on World War II. There are many different versions of the game for sale. So, I will speak in general to all the board games.






                                                       Specifics

      Players: 2-5 people. Each person is a world power in this game. The powers are Japan, Germany, Russia, USA and the UK. If there are only two people then you are either, the Allies or the Axis.


      Time: HOURS. And I'm talking at least seven.

Abraham Lincoln, "Our nation was formed in less time!"

       Strategy level: Crazy, off the charts, type crazy! Bring an extra brain, when you sit down to play this game.

Elvis, "There's too much hubba-hubba in this game"
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       Fun level: I love it. But for others (Possibly like yourself) it may be dry as toast.

Garfield, "Like every Lasagna is different!"


                                         Panel of players (New to Lemur Reviews)

Drew Breeze "The cool one"
"It's okay"

Isaac Mewton "The Nerd"
" It is.....AWESOME!!! Strategist paradise!"

Julian "The lemur"
"NO MONKEYS!!!!????"

Tommy Bradley "The sportsy one"
"Meh"

Illinois Jones "The action dude"
"It's okay"

Zale Earnorgan "The racer"
"It takes too long! My brain is dead, before the end of the game!"

    Thank you panel of players! Please feel free to comment! From everyone at Lemur Reviews, Have a good day! Goodbye!






The guy over here says goodbye too.

Boxcar Children

               The Boxcar Children



Hello again, and welcome back to Lemur Reviews! We are reviewing the "Boxcar Children", this is the first book in the 149 book series, with more still being created! The book starts with four children looking in the window of a bakery.

Garfield, "Are they going to buy cake?!"

I said, "No."

Garfield, "Oh man!"

They ask the Baker's wife (She hates children) if they can stay the night. She lets them stay the night, but she and the baker have a plan for the children. So the children run away. four words for the next two chapters.

                                                       They find a boxcar



Then after they find it, they spice it up with all sorts of things. They eat bread and milk for their entire time at the boxcar. Again, lots of chapters in an 11-word poem:


                                                     Henry got a job
                                                     four kids pick cherries
                                                     Violet gets sick


  Harry Potter, "I could put a spell on her to make her better!"

I said, "No thank you! She's with a doctor already."


Lion, " I could eat her!"


I said, "NO!!!"


Sandy, "Diseases are called bugs right?'

I say, "Yesssssssssss."

Sandy, " So I'll eat the bugs!"

I said, "NO!!"


 Abraham Lincoln, "A house divided cannot stand!"


I yelled, "Yeah! listen to the dead guy!"


Elvis, "I'm also dead!"

Einstein, "Me too!"

Darth Vader, " Me too two!"

Harry Potter, "I never existed! So why say he's dead when a lot of us are dead or don't exist!"


Sandy, " I'm the author's pet! I exist!"

Everyone in the group of fictional characters, "OH YYYEEEAAAHHHH!!!!!!!"

I said, "One moment please!"



                   BEEP!!!!!!

Okay. Right now, think multi covered tv screen with elevator music background for a little bit.

Okay! Phew! that was hard! They have a grandpa but they don't like him. That's all I'm going to tell you so I don't ruin the rest of the story for you.

                                         To our panel of reporters!!
    Positive(:
Stan Key from The Chicago Paragraph says
" Great children's story!"

Miles Pie from the Denver Quad-Bune says
"Highly recommend!"

Michael, Jobe, and Dan from 99 news say
"Great" Michael
"Beginner's" Jobe
"Story!" Dan

     Negative):
Harry Popper from 9 and 3/4 tv says
"Too fast paced for me."

Bray Zarea from San Fran Decade says
"Not enough detail! Seriously!"

And now it's time for that special interview with Bull Key from the Los Gangeles minute.

I said, "Do you like "The Boxcar children?"

Bull, "Yes I do mate it's a good ole' classic!"

I said, "Would you recommend it for children?"

Bull," I certainly would mate!"

I said, "How could it have been done better?"

Bull, "A bit more description and this book would have been polished to a perfect shine!"

I said, "Any last words on the "Boxcar Children" Bull?"

Bull, "Why a boxcar? Why not a tanker or an auto rack?"

I said, "Thank you for the interview Bulky."

Bull, " What...did you....call me??!!"

I said, "Nothing!"

Bull, "You called me Bulky! I'm going to kill you!"

I screamed, "AAAAAHHHHHH!!!RUN AWAY!!!!"



Thank you for reading this blog post! We'll be reviewing Axis and Allies next. PHEW! Did you know its really hard to run from a guy, while typing? From the group of friends, Panel of reporters and definitely not Bulky! (I"m gonna get you for that!) Have a good dauuggghh.

Bull....choking......me......

Characters: Henry, Jessie, violet, benny, and others.

Indian in the cupboard

          Indian in the cupboard

Hello and welcome to Lemur Reviews. We are reviewing the book "Indian in the cupboard". This is a really great book and is  one of my personal favorites.

Julian, the Ring-Tailed Lemur says, "There's no Prosimian(monkeys and relatives) in it."

I say, "It was good anyway."

The story is about a boy who receives a toy Indian, a key and a cupboard for his birthday. When he goes to sleep he locks the Indian in the cupboard( therefore it is called Indian in the cupboard). When he wakes up in the middle of the night the Indian is alive. Eventually, after a lot of trial and error, they become friends. Then, (behind the boy's back) his friend brings to life a cowboy. It takes nearly the entire story for them to make peace. 

Huckleberry Finn says, "Come on cowboys squash dat' Indian."

I say, "Huck! That's not nice!"

Huck, "All I'm sayin' is that  cowboys are better."

Lion, "Who says cowboys are better? They both taste the same."

I said, "You've eat cowboys and Indians?"

Lion, "Loads of times."

I said, "You don't even live on the  same continent!!!" 

Einstein says, "You are right. North America and Africa are separated thousands of miles....... By an ocean!!!Sea travel was horribly slow back then too"

Lion, " so cowboys came to Africa!"

I said, "Back on topic!"

Lonnnnnnnnggggggg rest of the story short in poem:

                                    Indian gets a girl

                                    Key get lost

                                    Key get found

                                   They go home

                                    Happy ever after

                                       The End

      Violence: except Omri getting poked with the equivalent of a pin that;s it.

       Inappropriate: nothing

       Cursing/cussing : nothing

       Elvis says, "There's no hubba hubba in this book."

                                                     Overall

                                    Overall, I love this book and read it over and over again. I  highly recommend  reading this book.

                                            To our panel of reporters.

                                                Positive

                                                  Bray Zarea from  San Fran Decade says

                                                 "four and a half stars."

                                                  Stan Key from Chicago Paragraph says

                                                         "You should totally read it!"

                                                         Neutral

                                             Michael, Jobe, Dan form 99 news say

                                                     "Great story, but too quick."

                                                        Negative

                                                       Harry Popper from 9 and 3 quarters TV says

                                                         "Too Short!"

                                                         Miles Pie form the Denver Quad-bune  says

                                                                "Meh"

Thank you panel of reporters! Next time, we are reviewing Boxcar children book one. We'll be interviewing  Bull Key from The Los Gangeles minute on the book. Thanks for reading this post on my blog! From my group of fiction characters and panel of reporters, Have a good day!!!!

                             

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