Goblin Quest

                              Goblin Quest


First off, sorry I didn't do wacky Wednesday, I got busy.

NOW, for today's review I will be reviewing a RPG game called Goblin quest. An RPG is...

Darth Vader: Rebels Playing with Guns?!?!?!?"

Me: "Nooooooo"

Darth Vader: "Explain that to the millions of storm troopers that have died, we'll never be able to replace them!"

Julian: "Don't you have clones?"

Einstein: "Which are exactly the same as each other?"

Darth Vader: "Well...yes....BUT, one time this one storm trooper liked spam! and none of the other troopers did and then he DIED and I couldn't eat spam with him anymore"

Everybody silently hurling into toilet.

Me: "Ok"

RPG stands for role playing game. This is a game where you take on the form of a character in a game and play as that character through an adventure.You control his decisions and what he/she does. Goblin quest is a silly one, where you can enchant your boogers, kick a troll or steal an octopus. You can do practically anything you want in this game. It is a very loose form of RPG compared to others. You take control of 5 goblins in this game and you start with 1 but take on another after the first one dies and it continues down until you win or run out of goblins.

Darth Vader: "LIKE MY STORM TROOPER(sniff)!"

Me: "By the power invested in me through the holy keyboard, I hereby give you back your spam loving (hurl) trooper"

Trooper: "WHO WANTS A SPAM PARTY!!!!!!!!!'

Darth Vader: "WOOOHOOOO"

Elvis: "Send me to the jailhouse"

Garfield: "RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Einstein: "E= NO SPAM!"

Harry Potter: "HA HA! I'll fly away to play Quidditch and leave you losers!!!

Me; "Mwah ha ha"

Harry Potter: "OH NO! The Quidditch hoops are made out of spam!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Sudden silence.....

Reporter: "We regret to inform you that our president has been turned into spam and now president spam has decreed that new flavors will be available on the menus of the worlds restaurants. Such as, spamzza\, spam cream, spam cola and spam fires to name a few. Some how, we will find a way to live through this spam era"

silence.......................................

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


And now that the world is going into apocaspam. oops, I mean apocalypse. Have a good spamturday. I MEAN SATURDAY.