Wacky Wednesday: School Subjects

To start off Wacky Wednesday we're going to do a series, called:



                 Lemur School For Monkeys

This is all about the different school subjects you learn about at school. So to kick it off we're doing:

                                  English
                                                                                           "I speaks English"



English. That beloved school class that can make you hurl hairballs and go into uncontrolled fits of rage.......We tested it on Garfield and Lion here's what happened:


A not so long long time ago:

Einstein:  "This is experiment A1. Testing to see what happens to the cat brain during English. At first the subjects were doing well"

Garfield: "These personifications are a piece of cake!"

Lion: "Whew! Poets don't have a "summers day" against me!"

Einstein: "Then things got hairy"

Lion: "Where the heck did this English rule come from?! Did they make that up?"

Garfield: "What's the difference between a synonym and an antonym?! I'LL NEVER KNOW!"

Einstein: "Then at one point their body had no way to understand what was being taught so their bodies reverted to hurling hairballs as the answer"

Garfield: "The answer to question 5 is HURL.... That's the answer."

Darth Vader: "Do I have to force throw away another hairball?!"

Elvis: "Those are the devils in disguise"

Einstein: "We then detected large amounts of rage coming from lion. Right after he tried to attack Harry Potter"

Harry: "Arvada cadabra! Arvada Cadabra! IT'S NOT WORKING!!! Arvadaaaahhhhhhh!!!!"

Einstein: "At one point we noticed that there were large amounts of radiation coming from their brains. On closer investigation,It appeared that It was coming from the  nuclear explosions that were literally blowing their brains"

Abraham Lincoln:  "Lion, what is 2+2?"

Lion: "Seven-ese?"

Abe: "Uh-oh"

Lion: "Anybubby eber notice dat you have twelvey toesy"

Einstein: "Then this is when it really snapped"

Garfield: "Lasagna is a waste of food and time"

Eerie  silence in room.......

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Einstein: "This about the time that the experiment was closed due to lemur blog section 2.E

Blog Section 2.E:

Should at any point any character related to any species of cat become radioactive due to maniacal  blogger syndrome (A.K.A Ian's lost it on the keyboard) the blog post will automatically be terminated and never to be seen by the general lemur public.


But of course you are...now...seeing...this....which means all I have to do is wait for the Guerrilla Gorilla force, be sacked, bagged and get lost in the jungle. So I'll go start packing for Jumanji and See you all later.

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