Goblin Quest

                              Goblin Quest


First off, sorry I didn't do wacky Wednesday, I got busy.

NOW, for today's review I will be reviewing a RPG game called Goblin quest. An RPG is...

Darth Vader: Rebels Playing with Guns?!?!?!?"

Me: "Nooooooo"

Darth Vader: "Explain that to the millions of storm troopers that have died, we'll never be able to replace them!"

Julian: "Don't you have clones?"

Einstein: "Which are exactly the same as each other?"

Darth Vader: "Well...yes....BUT, one time this one storm trooper liked spam! and none of the other troopers did and then he DIED and I couldn't eat spam with him anymore"

Everybody silently hurling into toilet.

Me: "Ok"

RPG stands for role playing game. This is a game where you take on the form of a character in a game and play as that character through an adventure.You control his decisions and what he/she does. Goblin quest is a silly one, where you can enchant your boogers, kick a troll or steal an octopus. You can do practically anything you want in this game. It is a very loose form of RPG compared to others. You take control of 5 goblins in this game and you start with 1 but take on another after the first one dies and it continues down until you win or run out of goblins.

Darth Vader: "LIKE MY STORM TROOPER(sniff)!"

Me: "By the power invested in me through the holy keyboard, I hereby give you back your spam loving (hurl) trooper"

Trooper: "WHO WANTS A SPAM PARTY!!!!!!!!!'

Darth Vader: "WOOOHOOOO"

Elvis: "Send me to the jailhouse"

Garfield: "RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Einstein: "E= NO SPAM!"

Harry Potter: "HA HA! I'll fly away to play Quidditch and leave you losers!!!

Me; "Mwah ha ha"

Harry Potter: "OH NO! The Quidditch hoops are made out of spam!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Sudden silence.....

Reporter: "We regret to inform you that our president has been turned into spam and now president spam has decreed that new flavors will be available on the menus of the worlds restaurants. Such as, spamzza\, spam cream, spam cola and spam fires to name a few. Some how, we will find a way to live through this spam era"

silence.......................................

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


And now that the world is going into apocaspam. oops, I mean apocalypse. Have a good spamturday. I MEAN SATURDAY.

Wacky Wednesday: School Subjects

To start off Wacky Wednesday we're going to do a series, called:



                 Lemur School For Monkeys

This is all about the different school subjects you learn about at school. So to kick it off we're doing:

                                  English
                                                                                           "I speaks English"



English. That beloved school class that can make you hurl hairballs and go into uncontrolled fits of rage.......We tested it on Garfield and Lion here's what happened:


A not so long long time ago:

Einstein:  "This is experiment A1. Testing to see what happens to the cat brain during English. At first the subjects were doing well"

Garfield: "These personifications are a piece of cake!"

Lion: "Whew! Poets don't have a "summers day" against me!"

Einstein: "Then things got hairy"

Lion: "Where the heck did this English rule come from?! Did they make that up?"

Garfield: "What's the difference between a synonym and an antonym?! I'LL NEVER KNOW!"

Einstein: "Then at one point their body had no way to understand what was being taught so their bodies reverted to hurling hairballs as the answer"

Garfield: "The answer to question 5 is HURL.... That's the answer."

Darth Vader: "Do I have to force throw away another hairball?!"

Elvis: "Those are the devils in disguise"

Einstein: "We then detected large amounts of rage coming from lion. Right after he tried to attack Harry Potter"

Harry: "Arvada cadabra! Arvada Cadabra! IT'S NOT WORKING!!! Arvadaaaahhhhhhh!!!!"

Einstein: "At one point we noticed that there were large amounts of radiation coming from their brains. On closer investigation,It appeared that It was coming from the  nuclear explosions that were literally blowing their brains"

Abraham Lincoln:  "Lion, what is 2+2?"

Lion: "Seven-ese?"

Abe: "Uh-oh"

Lion: "Anybubby eber notice dat you have twelvey toesy"

Einstein: "Then this is when it really snapped"

Garfield: "Lasagna is a waste of food and time"

Eerie  silence in room.......

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Einstein: "This about the time that the experiment was closed due to lemur blog section 2.E

Blog Section 2.E:

Should at any point any character related to any species of cat become radioactive due to maniacal  blogger syndrome (A.K.A Ian's lost it on the keyboard) the blog post will automatically be terminated and never to be seen by the general lemur public.


But of course you are...now...seeing...this....which means all I have to do is wait for the Guerrilla Gorilla force, be sacked, bagged and get lost in the jungle. So I'll go start packing for Jumanji and See you all later.

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                         Lemur Reviews 2.0!




So, I realize that I haven't posted in a really REALLY long time(sorry). But, that's all about to change as I have renewed Lemur Reviews and have a schedule now for blogging so that I don't post randomly.

The schedule IS:

Wacky Wednesdays: This day is about crazy , wacky and absurd reviews, it is also about character only posts like fiction supreme court, stuff like that.

Saturdays: T
hese are the normal review days, standard stuff.

SO BE PREPARED, for Lemur Reviews  2.0!!!!!!