Exploding Kittens

                      Exploding Kittens


Okay, so I haven't posted any reviews in a couple months.......oops. But to fix that I have this review on Exploding Kittens.🐈☢☢☢


Lion, "My cousins are exploding?!"

Sandy, "AAAAHHHHHH IT'S THE APOCALYPSE!!!! THE KITTENS ARE FLYING PROJECTILES!!!!!! RUNNNN!!!!!!!"

Abraham Lincoln, "A Cat divided cannot stand"

Julian The lemur, "Of Course it can't! It Has no body to hold the legs on anymore!"

Harry Potter, "Julians right! Its body is over there, there and way up there!

Huckleberry Finn, "Isn't that part of Garfield over there and up there"

Awkward silence...............

Everyone, "....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I said, "WAIT! By the power invested through me by the amazing keyboard. I hereby reform Garfield and he magically  comes back to life"

Everyone else, "Oh, that makes perfect sense!"

Garfield, " Hey guys! Give me a quick moment, I need to search for my cousin Louie. Yo Louie, you need this leg back?"

Everyone, "AAAAHHHHH" HONK!!!!!!!

Due to current gruesomeness, this part of the story will stop here.

Back to the review. Exploding Kittens is a really fun card game for 2-5 players and it requires 2 minutes to learn and 15 minutes to play. It is just a really weird game. But not the bad weird but funny type weird. There are goats and kittens and tacocats(Its a palindrome!) Its super easy to learn!
the instructions make that super simple. PLEASE NOTE!!!!!! That the game is mostly clean(Except for a cheetah butt), EXCEPT for the NSFW edition! IT IS VERY INAPPROPRIATE AND CRUDE!!!!


Here are the reports on the game(Note I tweaked the reviewing part of this),


Bray Zarea of the San Fran Decade       ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Stan Key from the Chicago paragraph    ⭐⭐⭐⭐

Michael, Jobe, Dan from 99 news          ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Harry Popper from 9 3/4 tv                   ⭐⭐⭐

Miles Pie from the Denver Quad-bune         ⭐⭐

Thank you, reporters! Thanks for reading this review have a good day!