Nintendo Switch
Today we are reviewing the Nintendo switch. This video game console has been out for just over 3 years. Making it middle aged in the video game world. There are a truckload of games for the switch from Splatoon 2 to Mario tennis. First it was Mario-kart, then Mario baseball, and now Mario tennis. Soon it could be Mario synchronized swimming. But the cool thing is that it can be portable or connected to a tv. And.....
George Washington: "HOLD IT!!!"
Ian: "I don't remember you being apart of this blog?"
George: "I'm not. Abe decided to switch with me today"
Ian: But I didn't......"
Madam curie: "Anybody have some uranium? I need uranium!"
Ian: "But, how did you...."
Beatles: "This is a wonderful little thing you got going mate"
Rat (Pearls before swine): "It's kinda sad. I mean wheres me portrait! I'm thinking Rat's blog, a blog about Rat"
Ian: "No i..."
Cheetah: "Gotta go Fast!!!!!'
Hermione Granger; "IT's BlOg not BLog"
Cooky chimp: "MWAH HA HA!!! The world is mine! Stuck in a jungle for 30 years! Time to take over! MWAH HA HA!!!!!"
Ian: "This is too much!".
Blog Police: "Ian you've exceeded the posted character limit. That's going to be 5 years in the Blog jungle"
Ian: " NOT THE BLOG JUNGLE!!"
Blog Police: "THE...BLOG.....JUNGLE"
Everything freezes.
George:"the blog jungle is the place in the internet where blogs go to die.Their forgotten and lonely. Oh and its one big arena spectators watch the blogs get hunted and beaten until there's nothing left but code......continue"
Ian: "Please don't make me!"
Blog police: "Sorry sir, but it's the only way...."
Ian: "CODE BOMB"
PPPOOOSSSSHHHHH
Blog Police: "where'd he go????"
Beatles: "Only the internet knows mate"
Mandolorian: "I'll hunt him down for 25 bucks"
Blog police: "Sure"
Mando: "Sweet"
THE END?????
Saturday, March 14, 2020
Wednesday, March 11, 2020
Wacky Wednesday: PE
Wacky Wednesday: School Subjects
The Lemur School for Monkey's
Presents:
PE
"MY LEG!!!"
Ahh. PE that AMAZING jewel of school. The one thing that turns a bad day into THE day. Unless of course your one of the people who hate it.........In which case your just weird.
Darth Vader: "I used to be good at PE, then I lost a leg, and another leg... and a arm and most skin"
But PE can be bad. Especially when you get the people who try but just aren't good.
Sandy: "Like Garfield he tries but sits and eats instead"
Garfield: "I'll have you know that I was Heavyweight World Champion!"
Sandy: "In what?"
Garfield: "The eating contests. But HEY I still won a championship!"
Einstein: "Well I won a Nobel Prize"
Garfield: "Yeah, Rub it in smarty pants!"
Einstein: "Well, my pants are very smart"
Garfield: "SO pants are smart HUH!!!!"
Einstein: "Theoretically we don't know whether pants have thoughts or not so we can neither prove nor disapprove the existence of pants intelligence"
Garfield: "I'll theoretical YOU"
Einstein: "Garfield put down the bat"
Ian(The blogger): "Garfield would you mind not beating up Einstein so much. We don't yet have insurance on his most valuable head"
Garfield turns around a malicious glint in his eye. Einstein unconcious on the ground as Garfield holds the Bat.
Garfield: "His valuable head.....His valuable head.....Hows this for a valuable head!!!!!"
WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ian: "That's gonna need more then a little duct tape..."
Sandy: "No. Because you see if we duct tape here and here his head should come back from 20 millions pieces to one."
WHAM!!!!!!
Ian: "Hmm. Sandy have you ever considered being a leopard gecko skin rug?"
Sandy: "Wasn't on my bucket list"
Ian: "Garfield you should really stop beating people up"
Garfield: "brains, brains are so much fun"
BEE DOO! BEE DOO!
Gorilla: "This is the guerrilla gorilla force! Garfield come out with your hands UP!!!"
Garfield: "NEVER!!!!"
Garfield charges at the guerrilla gorilla force, the bat held up for the kill.
Gorilla: "Zap him boys"
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ian: "Do you think Tazer nets were too much"
Gorilla: "Sir you can never be too careful with a Cat holding a Bat
WHOP!
Rhyming man: "Guerrilla Gorilla You have violated rhyming code 3-78u. NO ape shall ever rhyme when it comes to cat violence on a blog site"
Gorilla: "AW man"
Rhyming Man: "You will now be placed in a land where everything is known as...MONKEY...."
Gorilla: "NOOOOOOOO!!!!"
Thank you for reading this blog post.
Ian: "GOODBYE MONKEY!!"
Gorilla: "Someones gonna pay when I get out of monkey land"
Ian: "OK monkey"
THE END
The Lemur School for Monkey's
Presents:
PE
"MY LEG!!!"
Ahh. PE that AMAZING jewel of school. The one thing that turns a bad day into THE day. Unless of course your one of the people who hate it.........In which case your just weird.
Darth Vader: "I used to be good at PE, then I lost a leg, and another leg... and a arm and most skin"
But PE can be bad. Especially when you get the people who try but just aren't good.
Sandy: "Like Garfield he tries but sits and eats instead"
Garfield: "I'll have you know that I was Heavyweight World Champion!"
Sandy: "In what?"
Garfield: "The eating contests. But HEY I still won a championship!"
Einstein: "Well I won a Nobel Prize"
Garfield: "Yeah, Rub it in smarty pants!"
Einstein: "Well, my pants are very smart"
Garfield: "SO pants are smart HUH!!!!"
Einstein: "Theoretically we don't know whether pants have thoughts or not so we can neither prove nor disapprove the existence of pants intelligence"
Garfield: "I'll theoretical YOU"
Einstein: "Garfield put down the bat"
Ian(The blogger): "Garfield would you mind not beating up Einstein so much. We don't yet have insurance on his most valuable head"
Garfield turns around a malicious glint in his eye. Einstein unconcious on the ground as Garfield holds the Bat.
Garfield: "His valuable head.....His valuable head.....Hows this for a valuable head!!!!!"
WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ian: "That's gonna need more then a little duct tape..."
Sandy: "No. Because you see if we duct tape here and here his head should come back from 20 millions pieces to one."
WHAM!!!!!!
Ian: "Hmm. Sandy have you ever considered being a leopard gecko skin rug?"
Sandy: "Wasn't on my bucket list"
Ian: "Garfield you should really stop beating people up"
Garfield: "brains, brains are so much fun"
BEE DOO! BEE DOO!
Gorilla: "This is the guerrilla gorilla force! Garfield come out with your hands UP!!!"
Garfield: "NEVER!!!!"
Garfield charges at the guerrilla gorilla force, the bat held up for the kill.
Gorilla: "Zap him boys"
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ian: "Do you think Tazer nets were too much"
Gorilla: "Sir you can never be too careful with a Cat holding a Bat
WHOP!
Rhyming man: "Guerrilla Gorilla You have violated rhyming code 3-78u. NO ape shall ever rhyme when it comes to cat violence on a blog site"
Gorilla: "AW man"
Rhyming Man: "You will now be placed in a land where everything is known as...MONKEY...."
Gorilla: "NOOOOOOOO!!!!"
Thank you for reading this blog post.
Ian: "GOODBYE MONKEY!!"
Gorilla: "Someones gonna pay when I get out of monkey land"
Ian: "OK monkey"
THE END
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