The Westing Game

                     The Westing Game



Hello again. Today we are reviewing "The Westing game". This book is about a man named Sam Westing who ides. Then, a man sells apartments to MANY different people (though only a few will be mentioned). He puts millions upon millions of dollars (or euros, either one) up for grabs if one of the tenants can find out the answer to the game.



Garfield, "Like the answer to the holy lasagna Temple!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I said, "Sure.......I think."


And it all turns into chaos with two bombs blowing up in restaurants and on injuring a person, but, it's only a scar. one of the women in the story is very neglectful and highly favors one over the other.


Harry Potter, "Like me!"

I said, "Yes....but to a lesser degree."

Eventually, after all the hubbub and hoot and nanny die down, The neglected child finds out the answer and wins big time(her name is Turtle by the way).




    (think baseball announcer)  Now its time for your panel of reporters!



In the positive team, we have Stan key from the Chicago paragraph saying "great mystery!".

Now pitching for the negatives is Miles pie from the Denver quad-bune! saying "Saw it comin' a mile away!"

 Batting second in the Positives lineup is Bray Zarea from  the San Fran decade saying 'Pretty good!"

Playing shortstop for the neutrals is Harry Popper from 9 3/4 tv says "Meh."

Playing outfield is Michael in right, Jobe in left and Dan in middle from 99 news say "Fan' Michael, "tast" Jobe, "Ic" Dan.

                                       PLAY BALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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The Greatest Showman

                    The Greatest Showman


Prepare to be amazed.......astounded.......mind-blowing, hysteria-inducing and all around out of control! Beeeeeeeeeeeecause, its one of those rare occasions that only happens in the light of the full moon. When a table arises from the ground, smoke billowing, lightning crashing and on that table is "The Greatest Showman" and it hits me with white lights all around and a hidden chorus singing in exaltation.It........Is.........Time for..........A rare movie review (Think stadium fan cheering after a point is scored)😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱


Okay, now that the adrenaline has died down, Its time for the rare movie review. We are reviewing "The Greatest Showman"(Obviously). People ADORE this movie (I being one of them). It is the greatest show of the 21st century. Most likely, the best movie ever.


Darth Vader, "What about my movie?!"

Harry Potter, "Or Mine?!"

Lion, "Don't forget my cousin in the "Lion King"!"

I said, "Yes, you all have movies and they're really good! BUT, they just don't compare to this one."

Darth Vader, "People die in my movie!"ea
Harry, "My special effects are amazing!"

Lion, "Ummmmmmmm................. My cousins were drawn."

Harry, "Stay out of this Lion!"

Darth Vader and Harry, "WE'RE NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNLESS YOU SAY OUR MOVIES ARE THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Kaponk! Kaponk!


Sorry, I had to tranquilize them. I should take them to the doctor for high blood pressures (That would be a good review add-on like fiction supreme court was for "ticket to ride"😉). The main actor is Hugh Jackman. The movie is based on P.T Barnum. to tell the story without giving the movie away, this is what I have composed (I only used weirdos, so, it would rhyme). Ahem.



                                               He marries lady
                                               He hires weirdos
                                               He makes euros (Actually dollars. But euros rhymes with weirdos)
                                               He leaves weirdos
                                               He comes home euro-less
                                               He has Family problemos
                                               And no more

I won't say the rest of the movie. I don't want to spoil it. The music and choreography are ASTOUNDING!!!!! Its rated PG and is super family appropriate! There is of course as in most movies these days a bad word in there, but, Its in a little bit of the background.


                                              Panel of Reporters
Positive

Harry Popper from 9 3/4 tv says
"AH......AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!"

Bray Zarea from San Fran Decade says
"Astounding!"

Miles Pie from the Denver Quad-Bune says
"The Greatest Show"  get it?"

Michael, Jobe, Dan from 99 news say
"SPECTACULAR!!!"

Negative

Stan Key form the Chicago paragraph says
"Meh."

And for the second time, we are all very disappointed in Stan. I really thought he learned his lesson after that Harry Potter review. But, apparently not (Sigh). Well, We'll talk to him again about it. Thanks for reading this review! Have a good day!

Roblox

                                                      Roblox            



Today we are reviewing Roblox. This is a gigantic online gaming platform. I know that at least some of you, if not most of you have an account or play it. It has many games on it and more are constantly being made. It includes tycoon games.

Garfield, "Like Mcdonald's tycoon. YUM."

Star Wars games.

Darth Vader, "Woo hoo!"

Animal games.

Sandy and Lion, "Yippee!"

And a host of other games. You design your avatar to look like what you want him to look. There is a thing called Robux, but I don't use it because it costs money to get them. Gameplay is smooth for the most part.


                                            Panel of Players


Drew Breeze "The cool one"
"Pretty cool"

Isaac Mewton "The Nerd"
"Meh"

Zale Earnorgan "The racer"
"Sweet"

Tommy Bradley "The sportsy one"
"Yuck"

Illinois James "The action dude"
"Rock on!"

Julian "The lemur"
"Its okay"




I will be creating this blogs own Roblox account with username Lemur reviews or lemurreviews OR lemurreviews.com, so anything with lemur reviews in it most likely. So look out for me on Roblox and if you see me while you are playing post a comment below. We will be reviewing some Roblox games in the future with the Lemur reviews account.  Have a good day!

Madden 08

                  Madden 08

So, we are reviewing,  Madden 08. It's probably considered really old in the game world being made in 2007.

Darth Vader, "If that's really old then your super old! You were born before that!"

Ian(Authors name is Ian.), "I'm just wiser and more experienced then."

Darth Vader, "HA!  You're not wise or experienced!"

Ian, "Well."

I love this game because it was one of the first madden games I played and believe me, I play a lot of Madden! I have Madden 02 thru 12 then 15 and 17. So expect more madden reviews in the future. This game is perfect for you if you A. love old games B. love madden OR C. You Are a super big football fan, but haven't quite caught up to the new football world and is stuck in 2007-2009 football world. This version of Madden has icons under the players that tell you their strengths. Like for example, Michael Vick is a power arm, so he has a rocket for an Icon, stuff like that.

That's the cover for the game.↗

It has really smooth gameplay for an "Old game".Plus as an added bonus if you are a Colts fan, Peyton Manning is on that team. There are many modes on it,  the top two are, superstar where you live the life of a player and there is franchise mode, (My personal favorite) where you run the team for three decades. I highly recommend this game for you. You can actually see what it was like before the Patriot's dynasty.


                                                To the panel of players

Drew Breeze "The cool one"
"Pretty gnarly man."

Isaac Mewton "The Nerd"
"Pointless."

Julian "The lemur."
"COOL!"

Tommy Bradley  "The sportsy one"
"Best....Game....EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Illinois James "The action dude"
"SWEET!"

Zale Earnorgan "The racer"
"Meh."

From everybody here, have a nice day!

P.S  Comment on the ATTENTION! post. We could use some ideas. Here are some pictures from the game.