Wacky Wednesday:Science

             Wacky Wednesday: Science

Continuing on with the wacky wednesday series on school subjects, we come to the most different subject. The subject where your teacher is way serious or way hippy. Get labeled with a ticket to the principle for talking or a teacher who attended save the whales rally or ruins April fools pranks(cough cough, nudge nudge certain teacher. Ahem)

Einstein: "I could have been a professor" he says whistfully.

Garfield: " I could have been a culinary teacher, one that ate your work, but a culinary teacher nonetheless "

Darth Vader: " Darth Vader's school for the empire! " he announces. " Where a stormtrooper can learn the right way! "

Lion: " What way?! "

Later are Vader's school.

Darth Vader: "Stormtroopers! you will miss every Single shot!!! Any hits are automatic disqualifications!!!!!"

 stormtrooper #78: " Aren't we supposed to hit them? " he asks.

Darth Vader: "...... Ha Ha Ha HA. You're funny."


 stormtrooper #34: " A stormtrooper that can shoot? Pff! That's a laughing stock. "

All other troopers: " Ha Ha Ha HA!!!!!! WEIRDO!!! "


TO BE CONTINUED.......

Green Eggs and Ham

                      Green Eggs and Ham

This is a fan requested one. so here it goes. Green eggs and ham explores the depths of ones soul and... hold on incoming message...uh huh......Really?....OK.......My bad, green eggs and ham is an essential kids book that demonstrates that there are the obnoxious and the picky.....wait a moment... again?.......shoot! Green eggs and ham is a kids book that demonstrates bad behaviors such as pickiness, obnoxiousness, and child endangerment..

Darth Vader: "If we put princess Leia in a box with a fox she would have confessed too!"

Garfield: "You eat the food and then eat the mouse in the house as the post-meal."

Einstein: "Do you know what diseases goats in boats have!!?"

Elvis: "You could get diseases with the wheezes!"

Lion: "Or Gazelles that yell!"

Abe: " Or a Resident President!"

Darth Vader: "I'm a Vader Tater!"

Harry Potter: "Voldemort retorts!"

Einstein: "No, that really doesn't rhyme."

Harry: "Yes it does it sounds like it!"

Einstein: "But it doesn't"

Harry: "But it does!!"

Abe: "No it REALLY doesn't"

Harry: "Well how would you know!"

Abe: "Because this poetry teacher said so"

Harry: "......Poetry teachers are a mystery"

Abe: "Yes, yes they are"

Harry: "I mean when are we going to use poetry in life?"

Abe: "On a mid-summers eve... i got fired"

Harry: "HUH?"

Abe : " SEE real life application."

Elvis: There is always that guy (A.K.A Dads) who always find a way to make it work! When are you actually going to use some those questions!?!? I haven't used them since my teacher said, "Have a FUN math problem......Now go die"

Sandy: "I don't have to use math!!! HA-HA suckers!!!!!!"

Abe: 'Hey Harry"

Harry: "YES???"

Abe: "Have any arvada cadabras on you?"

Harry: "Yes i DO"

Abe: "I believe there's a scaly reptile begging for one"

Harry: " Yes i do believe so"

Sandy:"......."

And thats all the time we have for today. Thank you for watching sand have a good day.

Harry Potter: "You better come back here lizard!!! This wands got your name written all over IT!!!"

Ian: "Sandy! RUN FASTER!!!!"

Elvis: "OH!! Thats going to hurt..."

Ian: "Ain't no medicine that'll fix that"

Garfield: "Is this your Leg in my pasta Sandy??"

THE END

P.S this was supposed to come out saturday, but it was very busy week for me. so this will count as saturday's and today's.