Vacation 1 vs. Vacation 2
(Think documentary about bad things voice. low and gravely) Ding! Ding! In the left corner, we have vacation 1. And in the right corner, we have vacation 2. Who will win!
Hello! And welcome back to Lemur Reviews! Today, we are reviewing the different aspects of vacations. I will try to go through most of the main aspects, but, If I forget something you want to know, comment below and I'll see what I can do.
Round 1
Road trip vs. Plane trip vs. Boat trip
I've only gone on road and plane trips. So, I'll logically guess about boat trips
$ The Ka-ching Factor $
Road = $
Description: Very scenic, You can sightsee on the drive to your destination at in-between places.
Plane = $$
Description: Fast and pretty cheap, for how quick you'll get there.
Boat =$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Description; If you want a quality cruise you have to pay the big bucks, that will wreck your budget like the nuclear bomb of money. ( trust me, I looked at carnival cruises while typing this up) BUT, If you love sea life and want a 'hang loose man!" moment, this is the route to go.
Huckleberry Finn, "What about a raft?"
Long silence. Computer keys clicking.
❋UPDATE❋
Raft = ¢¢¢¢
Description: Go hobo style! Riding on the edge! Starvation, thirst, and drowning are included in this family fun adventure! Have fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Round 2
Hotel vs. Motel
Hotel = $ to $$$$$$$$$
Description: Hotels are very nice, they usually come with a pool and most of them offer a free breakfast in the morning.
Motel = $
Description: Harry will describe it.
Harry Potter, "The "Leaky Cauldron" looks like a 5-star Caribbean resort compared to some motels!"
WARNING: Some motels and a select few hotels have bed bugs. So, quite literally, "Sleep tight and try not to let the bed bugs bite".
Round 3
Restaurant vs. Make it yourself
Restaurant = $ to $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Make you own = ¢ to $$$$$
In this category, it's all about how much your willing to spend.
Round 4
Carry-on vs. Checking your bag
Carry-on: easier and faster to get to the terminal, where friends and family might be waiting.
Checking: Don't have to carry the bag on board and lift it into the bins. You do have to wait a while to claim it at the baggage claim though. If you don't get your bag after a few days, It will go to auction actually. I watched a documentary on it. SO MAKE SURE YOU GRAB THE BAG!!!!!!!!
Round 5
Suitcase vs. Backpack or Duffel bag
Suitcase: Pro: Able to carry more.
Con: Tendency to get heavy and make your arm ache
Backpack: Pro: lightweight
Con: Not too much room to pack stuff.
Duffel bag: Pro: The in betweenie-weenie of the other two.
Con: The in betweenie- weenie of the other two.
Round 6
Rent-a-car vs. taxi/bus
Rent-a-car: Pro: able to get to many more places.
Con: Kind of expensive.
Taxi: Pro: Cheap.
Con: Better not travel around the city a lot.
Bus; Pro: More places to go on a bus route.
Con; Must have a family, If you want to go to non-bus route places.
I travel to San Francisco lot. 2 years on, 1 year off. And I usually travel to my destination via the Bart train. It stands for Bay area rapid transportation.
Darth Vader, "Like Death Star stands for.....um..... Demonic Evil Authority That Hates Stinky, Tiny, Annoying Rebels."
I said, " I never heard that from the Star Wars galaxy."
Darth Vader, "I came up with it just now."
Garfield, "Like Lasagna stands for, Legendary, Amazing, Super, Awesome, Great, skip N, Appetizer!"
I said, "....No."
Back on topic. Bart is quick if you need to get somewhere quickly. But, you need someone at the other end to pick you up at your station.
Ding! Ding! The Winner! Ian!!!!!! Woo woo woo!!!!!!!!!!!! Have a good day! Reporters really couldn't help on this topic.) I also want to say, that I wasn't able to post for a couple weeks due to a California vacation ,I went on.
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