Welcome back to Lemur Reviews. We (Like I said yesterday) are reviewing "Holes". First off, This Is a really good book. Second off, they dig a lot of holes. And third, Darth Vader wishes, he had thought of the idea first. Note: only Star Warsian fans will understand this joke. Star Warsian? STAR WARSIAN!!!! Lemur patented!
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| Seal of the Lemur |
Darth Vader, "OH MAN!!!!!! Those rebels needed that! Forget choking them! We'll have them dig for hours to find old lightsabers from when we skewered the younglings as a young adult!"
Ian, "VADER!!!!! This is a family blog!"
Vader, "Tomato, Tomoto."
Silence............
Well.......Uh after that........Uh um, thing...........we'll continue back on track. Stanley Yelnats is the main character. WAIT! Stanley Yelnats is a palindrome! Bing bing bing!!! Score 1 for Ian against literary trickery! Stanley is sent to Camp Green Lake to dig a lot of holes for punishment for stealing shoes. And the rest of the story, I won't tell you.
Garfield, "WWWWWWHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Panel of Reporters
Positive😊
Bray Zarea from the San Fran Decade,
"It's good"
Stan Key from the Chicago Paragraph,
"Righty ole' good classic."
Neutral😐
Miles Pie from The Denver Quad-bune,
"Meh"
Michael, Jobe, and Dan from 99 news,
"Not the best."
Negative😡
Harry Popper from 9 3/4 tv,
"Horrible."
Thank you! Panel of Reporters! Have a good rest of your day. Peace out homies!(Note: "Peace out homies" was just for laughs)
