Wacky Wednesday:Science

             Wacky Wednesday: Science

Continuing on with the wacky wednesday series on school subjects, we come to the most different subject. The subject where your teacher is way serious or way hippy. Get labeled with a ticket to the principle for talking or a teacher who attended save the whales rally or ruins April fools pranks(cough cough, nudge nudge certain teacher. Ahem)

Einstein: "I could have been a professor" he says whistfully.

Garfield: " I could have been a culinary teacher, one that ate your work, but a culinary teacher nonetheless "

Darth Vader: " Darth Vader's school for the empire! " he announces. " Where a stormtrooper can learn the right way! "

Lion: " What way?! "

Later are Vader's school.

Darth Vader: "Stormtroopers! you will miss every Single shot!!! Any hits are automatic disqualifications!!!!!"

 stormtrooper #78: " Aren't we supposed to hit them? " he asks.

Darth Vader: "...... Ha Ha Ha HA. You're funny."


 stormtrooper #34: " A stormtrooper that can shoot? Pff! That's a laughing stock. "

All other troopers: " Ha Ha Ha HA!!!!!! WEIRDO!!! "


TO BE CONTINUED.......

Green Eggs and Ham

                      Green Eggs and Ham

This is a fan requested one. so here it goes. Green eggs and ham explores the depths of ones soul and... hold on incoming message...uh huh......Really?....OK.......My bad, green eggs and ham is an essential kids book that demonstrates that there are the obnoxious and the picky.....wait a moment... again?.......shoot! Green eggs and ham is a kids book that demonstrates bad behaviors such as pickiness, obnoxiousness, and child endangerment..

Darth Vader: "If we put princess Leia in a box with a fox she would have confessed too!"

Garfield: "You eat the food and then eat the mouse in the house as the post-meal."

Einstein: "Do you know what diseases goats in boats have!!?"

Elvis: "You could get diseases with the wheezes!"

Lion: "Or Gazelles that yell!"

Abe: " Or a Resident President!"

Darth Vader: "I'm a Vader Tater!"

Harry Potter: "Voldemort retorts!"

Einstein: "No, that really doesn't rhyme."

Harry: "Yes it does it sounds like it!"

Einstein: "But it doesn't"

Harry: "But it does!!"

Abe: "No it REALLY doesn't"

Harry: "Well how would you know!"

Abe: "Because this poetry teacher said so"

Harry: "......Poetry teachers are a mystery"

Abe: "Yes, yes they are"

Harry: "I mean when are we going to use poetry in life?"

Abe: "On a mid-summers eve... i got fired"

Harry: "HUH?"

Abe : " SEE real life application."

Elvis: There is always that guy (A.K.A Dads) who always find a way to make it work! When are you actually going to use some those questions!?!? I haven't used them since my teacher said, "Have a FUN math problem......Now go die"

Sandy: "I don't have to use math!!! HA-HA suckers!!!!!!"

Abe: 'Hey Harry"

Harry: "YES???"

Abe: "Have any arvada cadabras on you?"

Harry: "Yes i DO"

Abe: "I believe there's a scaly reptile begging for one"

Harry: " Yes i do believe so"

Sandy:"......."

And thats all the time we have for today. Thank you for watching sand have a good day.

Harry Potter: "You better come back here lizard!!! This wands got your name written all over IT!!!"

Ian: "Sandy! RUN FASTER!!!!"

Elvis: "OH!! Thats going to hurt..."

Ian: "Ain't no medicine that'll fix that"

Garfield: "Is this your Leg in my pasta Sandy??"

THE END

P.S this was supposed to come out saturday, but it was very busy week for me. so this will count as saturday's and today's.

Nintendo Switch

                            Nintendo Switch

Today we are reviewing the Nintendo switch. This video game console has been out for just over 3 years. Making it middle aged in the video game world. There are a truckload of games for the switch from Splatoon 2 to Mario tennis. First it was Mario-kart, then Mario baseball, and now Mario tennis. Soon it could be Mario synchronized swimming. But the cool thing is that it can be portable or connected to a tv. And.....

George Washington: "HOLD IT!!!"

Ian: "I don't remember you being apart of this blog?"

George: "I'm not. Abe decided to switch with me today"

Ian: But I didn't......"

Madam curie: "Anybody have some uranium? I need uranium!"

Ian: "But, how did you...."

Beatles: "This is a  wonderful little thing you got going mate"

Rat (Pearls before swine): "It's kinda sad. I mean wheres me portrait! I'm thinking Rat's blog, a blog about Rat"

Ian: "No i..."

Cheetah: "Gotta go Fast!!!!!'

Hermione Granger; "IT's BlOg not BLog"

Cooky chimp: "MWAH HA HA!!! The world is mine! Stuck in a jungle for 30 years! Time to take over! MWAH HA HA!!!!!"

Ian: "This is too much!".

Blog Police: "Ian you've  exceeded the posted character limit. That's going to be  5 years in the Blog jungle"

Ian: " NOT THE BLOG JUNGLE!!"

Blog Police: "THE...BLOG.....JUNGLE"

Everything freezes.

George:"the blog jungle is the place in the internet where blogs go to die.Their forgotten and lonely. Oh and its one big arena spectators watch the blogs get hunted and beaten until there's nothing left but code......continue"

Ian: "Please don't make me!"

Blog police: "Sorry sir, but it's the only way...."

Ian: "CODE BOMB"

PPPOOOSSSSHHHHH

Blog Police: "where'd he go????"

Beatles: "Only the internet knows mate"

Mandolorian: "I'll hunt him down for 25 bucks"

Blog police: "Sure"

Mando: "Sweet"

THE END?????

Wacky Wednesday: PE

Wacky Wednesday: School Subjects

                      The Lemur School for Monkey's 
                                          Presents:

                                              PE
                                                                                                         "MY LEG!!!"




Ahh. PE that AMAZING jewel of school. The  one thing that turns a bad day into THE day. Unless of course your one of the people who hate it.........In which case your just weird.

Darth Vader:  "I used to be good at PE, then I lost a leg, and another leg... and a arm and most skin"

But PE can be bad. Especially when you get the people who try but just aren't good.

Sandy:   "Like Garfield he tries but sits and eats instead"

Garfield: "I'll have you know that I was Heavyweight World Champion!"

Sandy: "In what?"

Garfield: "The eating contests. But HEY I still won a championship!"

Einstein: "Well I won a Nobel Prize"

Garfield: "Yeah, Rub it in smarty pants!"

Einstein: "Well, my pants are very smart"

Garfield: "SO pants are smart HUH!!!!"

Einstein: "Theoretically we don't know whether pants have thoughts or not so we can  neither prove nor disapprove the existence of pants intelligence"

Garfield: "I'll theoretical YOU"

Einstein: "Garfield put down the bat"

Ian(The blogger): "Garfield would you mind not beating up Einstein so much. We don't yet have insurance on his most valuable head"

Garfield turns around a malicious glint in his eye. Einstein unconcious on the ground as Garfield holds the Bat.

Garfield: "His valuable head.....His valuable head.....Hows this for a valuable head!!!!!"

WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ian: "That's gonna need more then a little duct tape..."

Sandy: "No. Because you see if we duct tape here and here his head should come back from 20 millions pieces to one."

WHAM!!!!!!

Ian: "Hmm. Sandy have you ever considered being a leopard gecko skin rug?"

Sandy: "Wasn't on my bucket list"

Ian: "Garfield you should really stop beating people up"

Garfield: "brains, brains are so much fun"

BEE DOO! BEE DOO!

Gorilla: "This is the guerrilla gorilla force! Garfield come out with your hands UP!!!"

Garfield: "NEVER!!!!"

Garfield charges at the guerrilla gorilla force, the bat held up for the kill.

Gorilla: "Zap him boys"

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ian: "Do you think Tazer nets were too much"

Gorilla: "Sir you can never be too careful with a Cat holding a Bat

WHOP!

Rhyming man: "Guerrilla Gorilla You have violated rhyming code 3-78u. NO ape shall ever rhyme when it comes to cat violence on a blog site"

Gorilla: "AW man"

Rhyming Man: "You will now be placed in a land where everything is known as...MONKEY...."

Gorilla: "NOOOOOOOO!!!!"

Thank you for reading this blog post.

Ian: "GOODBYE MONKEY!!"

Gorilla: "Someones gonna pay when I get out of monkey land"

Ian: "OK monkey"

THE END