Nintendo Switch

                            Nintendo Switch

Today we are reviewing the Nintendo switch. This video game console has been out for just over 3 years. Making it middle aged in the video game world. There are a truckload of games for the switch from Splatoon 2 to Mario tennis. First it was Mario-kart, then Mario baseball, and now Mario tennis. Soon it could be Mario synchronized swimming. But the cool thing is that it can be portable or connected to a tv. And.....

George Washington: "HOLD IT!!!"

Ian: "I don't remember you being apart of this blog?"

George: "I'm not. Abe decided to switch with me today"

Ian: But I didn't......"

Madam curie: "Anybody have some uranium? I need uranium!"

Ian: "But, how did you...."

Beatles: "This is a  wonderful little thing you got going mate"

Rat (Pearls before swine): "It's kinda sad. I mean wheres me portrait! I'm thinking Rat's blog, a blog about Rat"

Ian: "No i..."

Cheetah: "Gotta go Fast!!!!!'

Hermione Granger; "IT's BlOg not BLog"

Cooky chimp: "MWAH HA HA!!! The world is mine! Stuck in a jungle for 30 years! Time to take over! MWAH HA HA!!!!!"

Ian: "This is too much!".

Blog Police: "Ian you've  exceeded the posted character limit. That's going to be  5 years in the Blog jungle"

Ian: " NOT THE BLOG JUNGLE!!"

Blog Police: "THE...BLOG.....JUNGLE"

Everything freezes.

George:"the blog jungle is the place in the internet where blogs go to die.Their forgotten and lonely. Oh and its one big arena spectators watch the blogs get hunted and beaten until there's nothing left but code......continue"

Ian: "Please don't make me!"

Blog police: "Sorry sir, but it's the only way...."

Ian: "CODE BOMB"

PPPOOOSSSSHHHHH

Blog Police: "where'd he go????"

Beatles: "Only the internet knows mate"

Mandolorian: "I'll hunt him down for 25 bucks"

Blog police: "Sure"

Mando: "Sweet"

THE END?????