Wacky Wednesday: PE

Wacky Wednesday: School Subjects

                      The Lemur School for Monkey's 
                                          Presents:

                                              PE
                                                                                                         "MY LEG!!!"




Ahh. PE that AMAZING jewel of school. The  one thing that turns a bad day into THE day. Unless of course your one of the people who hate it.........In which case your just weird.

Darth Vader:  "I used to be good at PE, then I lost a leg, and another leg... and a arm and most skin"

But PE can be bad. Especially when you get the people who try but just aren't good.

Sandy:   "Like Garfield he tries but sits and eats instead"

Garfield: "I'll have you know that I was Heavyweight World Champion!"

Sandy: "In what?"

Garfield: "The eating contests. But HEY I still won a championship!"

Einstein: "Well I won a Nobel Prize"

Garfield: "Yeah, Rub it in smarty pants!"

Einstein: "Well, my pants are very smart"

Garfield: "SO pants are smart HUH!!!!"

Einstein: "Theoretically we don't know whether pants have thoughts or not so we can  neither prove nor disapprove the existence of pants intelligence"

Garfield: "I'll theoretical YOU"

Einstein: "Garfield put down the bat"

Ian(The blogger): "Garfield would you mind not beating up Einstein so much. We don't yet have insurance on his most valuable head"

Garfield turns around a malicious glint in his eye. Einstein unconcious on the ground as Garfield holds the Bat.

Garfield: "His valuable head.....His valuable head.....Hows this for a valuable head!!!!!"

WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ian: "That's gonna need more then a little duct tape..."

Sandy: "No. Because you see if we duct tape here and here his head should come back from 20 millions pieces to one."

WHAM!!!!!!

Ian: "Hmm. Sandy have you ever considered being a leopard gecko skin rug?"

Sandy: "Wasn't on my bucket list"

Ian: "Garfield you should really stop beating people up"

Garfield: "brains, brains are so much fun"

BEE DOO! BEE DOO!

Gorilla: "This is the guerrilla gorilla force! Garfield come out with your hands UP!!!"

Garfield: "NEVER!!!!"

Garfield charges at the guerrilla gorilla force, the bat held up for the kill.

Gorilla: "Zap him boys"

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ian: "Do you think Tazer nets were too much"

Gorilla: "Sir you can never be too careful with a Cat holding a Bat

WHOP!

Rhyming man: "Guerrilla Gorilla You have violated rhyming code 3-78u. NO ape shall ever rhyme when it comes to cat violence on a blog site"

Gorilla: "AW man"

Rhyming Man: "You will now be placed in a land where everything is known as...MONKEY...."

Gorilla: "NOOOOOOOO!!!!"

Thank you for reading this blog post.

Ian: "GOODBYE MONKEY!!"

Gorilla: "Someones gonna pay when I get out of monkey land"

Ian: "OK monkey"

THE END