Harry Potter

                Harry Potter


Harry Potter is the best book of all time! Millions of people love the series.

Harry Potter, "And the best part is......IT'S ALL ABOUT ME!!!!!!!"

Elvis, "Showoff!"

Lion, "Stinker!"

Darth Cader, "I have a movie series. So, I'm okay!"

Sandy, "I'm the author's pet! Beat that!"

Abraham Lincoln, "A house divided can not......."

Elvis, "QUITE! Abe!"

Abe, "Well excuse me! Besides we've already been over this! It's all the author's fault."

I said, "IS NOT!!!!"

Huckleberry Finn, "I have a book, too!"

Harry, "Good job!!!"

Garfield, "I have a comic strip, books and a television series after me! So, why are you arguing just about books?!"

I said, "GUYS!!!!!!!"

Everyone, "Yeah! what do you want, your not the boss of us!"

I said, "You're my creation on my review blog! I can completely delete you from it!"

Everyone,"OH YEAH?!!!........... Cupcakes are sparkly.....IAN!!!!!!!!"

I said, "Told ya'."




                HONK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Elevator music with the multicolor tv screen.

Okay. It starts off with Harry living with his child abuse offender aunt, uncle and cousin. Someone should call the police on them!


Police, "Where do they live? We'll arrest them and (For every Harry Potter fan that wanted to do this) a painful slap in the face for each reader that wanted to do that."

I said, "Thank you! They live at 4 Privet Drive. Don't forget to slap extra hard!"

Soooooooooooooo,  He gets a letter to go to Hogwarts. THE BEST SCHOOL EVER!!!!! He then spends a lot of time at school and long story short he beats an evil wizard. He also gets some friends at Hogwarts named Hermione and Ron. But in the end, he has to go back to his abusive relatives.

Police, "They're in jail now and we gave them.......some number in the millions of slaps."

I said, "THANKS!!!"

Harry, "Me, me, It's all about me!!!"

Now let's go to our panel of reporters.

Positive

Harry Popper from 9 3/4 tv says
"BEST BOOK I WILL EVER READ!!!! So, much adventure and mystery."

Bray Zarea from San Fran Decade says
"AMAZING!!!"

Miles Pie from the Denver quad-bune says
"I love it!!!"

Michael, Jobe, and Dan from 99 news say
"ASTOUNDING!!"

Negative

Stan Key from Chicago Paragraph say
"Pointless."

We are all very ashamed of Stan Key now. Thank you for reading this post! Have a nice day!