Fiction Supreme Court

                     Fiction Supreme Court


Order! Order! Sorry, Abe and Elvis took their little argument to the court (P.S you have to read the review on"Ticket to ride" to know what I'm talking about). We're still waiting to see which one gets in trouble.


Judge, "Mister Presley, what is your story on the matter?"

Elvis, "Well your honor, it all started this way. So, I was just reviewing on "Ticket to Ride" when Einstein..."

Einstein, "Don't bring me into this!!"

Judge, "Mr. Einstein, did you have anything to do with the matter?!!"

Everyone (Except Einstein of course), "YES!"

Einstein, "Heh heh...well um...you see um..."

Judge, "Einstein! You are a part of the crime! SO, you're going to say your part of the story on the matter."

Einstein, "I was just telling Elvis, oh man! because it's not a super strategic game and he went all sarcastic. And after me and him argued a bit, Abe said: "A house divided cannot stand". Then Elvis went crazy and he and Abe started arguing."

Judge, "Is this true?"

Abe, "Yes, because I cannot tell a lie."

Elvis, "No."

Judge, "Then what is wrong with the answer?"

Elvis, "It was all the author's fault!"

I said, "WHAT!!!!"

Elvis, "Yeah! Because you write what we say! Like that word...And those periods!"

Judge, " Is this True?"

I said, "Yyeesssss."

Judge, "Then I have no choice but to.............Give you a brand new car!"

I said, "Oh, thank you, your honor!"

Elvis, "Judge! He wrote your words! He made you say, he get's a.............Gold nugget!"

I said, "Thank you, Elvis."

Abe, "This is tyranny! This isn't a democracy! What about the right of free sp........... of Free hamburgers!"

I said, "Yippee! Free hamburgers!"

Darth Vader, 'Your path to the.............Doughnut side is complete. What am I saying!"

Lion, "Author this has gone too far! You give them back their........Dirty underwear!!"

Harry Potter, " I could put a spell on him. So he stops changing the words! Avadra...............Leviosa!"

                                           KAPOW!!!!!!!

I said, "You just killed a hummingbird."

Harry, "You're not supposed to make up new spells! You should especially not mess up Avadra............Patronus or ............ Leviosa Patronus!........Uh-Oh."

I said, "I don't believe it. But you just made a lethal patronus that just killed a hamster and you saved an eagle from its hard-won meal."

Harry, "I'll be qu............LOUD NOW!!!! STOP IT!!!!!"

Judge, "You can all leave now! and never..........Forget to go on that trip to the Bahamas! I just paid for that out of my entire salary! Kids, tell mom not to eat for a week! Okay!"

Everyone (Besides me), "Help!.........give the author a chocolate cake?!!! IIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN (The author)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

I said, "Mwah ha ha!"(:<

Have a nice Day. Mwah ha ha. Oh! we're still typing when I laughed manically at the audience?!! Dang, It!!