Boxcar Children

               The Boxcar Children



Hello again, and welcome back to Lemur Reviews! We are reviewing the "Boxcar Children", this is the first book in the 149 book series, with more still being created! The book starts with four children looking in the window of a bakery.

Garfield, "Are they going to buy cake?!"

I said, "No."

Garfield, "Oh man!"

They ask the Baker's wife (She hates children) if they can stay the night. She lets them stay the night, but she and the baker have a plan for the children. So the children run away. four words for the next two chapters.

                                                       They find a boxcar



Then after they find it, they spice it up with all sorts of things. They eat bread and milk for their entire time at the boxcar. Again, lots of chapters in an 11-word poem:


                                                     Henry got a job
                                                     four kids pick cherries
                                                     Violet gets sick


  Harry Potter, "I could put a spell on her to make her better!"

I said, "No thank you! She's with a doctor already."


Lion, " I could eat her!"


I said, "NO!!!"


Sandy, "Diseases are called bugs right?'

I say, "Yesssssssssss."

Sandy, " So I'll eat the bugs!"

I said, "NO!!"


 Abraham Lincoln, "A house divided cannot stand!"


I yelled, "Yeah! listen to the dead guy!"


Elvis, "I'm also dead!"

Einstein, "Me too!"

Darth Vader, " Me too two!"

Harry Potter, "I never existed! So why say he's dead when a lot of us are dead or don't exist!"


Sandy, " I'm the author's pet! I exist!"

Everyone in the group of fictional characters, "OH YYYEEEAAAHHHH!!!!!!!"

I said, "One moment please!"



                   BEEP!!!!!!

Okay. Right now, think multi covered tv screen with elevator music background for a little bit.

Okay! Phew! that was hard! They have a grandpa but they don't like him. That's all I'm going to tell you so I don't ruin the rest of the story for you.

                                         To our panel of reporters!!
    Positive(:
Stan Key from The Chicago Paragraph says
" Great children's story!"

Miles Pie from the Denver Quad-Bune says
"Highly recommend!"

Michael, Jobe, and Dan from 99 news say
"Great" Michael
"Beginner's" Jobe
"Story!" Dan

     Negative):
Harry Popper from 9 and 3/4 tv says
"Too fast paced for me."

Bray Zarea from San Fran Decade says
"Not enough detail! Seriously!"

And now it's time for that special interview with Bull Key from the Los Gangeles minute.

I said, "Do you like "The Boxcar children?"

Bull, "Yes I do mate it's a good ole' classic!"

I said, "Would you recommend it for children?"

Bull," I certainly would mate!"

I said, "How could it have been done better?"

Bull, "A bit more description and this book would have been polished to a perfect shine!"

I said, "Any last words on the "Boxcar Children" Bull?"

Bull, "Why a boxcar? Why not a tanker or an auto rack?"

I said, "Thank you for the interview Bulky."

Bull, " What...did you....call me??!!"

I said, "Nothing!"

Bull, "You called me Bulky! I'm going to kill you!"

I screamed, "AAAAAHHHHHH!!!RUN AWAY!!!!"



Thank you for reading this blog post! We'll be reviewing Axis and Allies next. PHEW! Did you know its really hard to run from a guy, while typing? From the group of friends, Panel of reporters and definitely not Bulky! (I"m gonna get you for that!) Have a good dauuggghh.

Bull....choking......me......

Characters: Henry, Jessie, violet, benny, and others.