Double Crossing
Hello. We are reviewing Double Crossing this week. This game is an old one.
Elvis, "But not as old as me!"
I said, "You're dead."
Abraham, "I'm dead too!"
Darth Vader, "Me too t..........."
I said, "We've already been over this!"
Everyone, "Ohhhhhh yeahhhhhh. that's right."
Double Crossing is a train game. Where the goal of the game is to get contracts and get to the grand central station as quick as possible.
Sandy, "The game is for 2-6 bugs.....I mean people!"
Lion, 'You think people are bugs?!"
Sandy, "NO, I just......"
Lion, "People are delicious too! They taste like Zebra."
I said, "YOU'VE EATEN PEOPLE!!!!!"
Lion, "A little garlic, a little butter and people are delicious."
Everyone(Excluding animals) AND panel of reporters, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 MAN HUNTER!!!!!!! MOMMY!!!!!!"
Abe, "RUN AWAY!!!!"
Huckleberry Finn, "The walls of Ian's mind cannot contain me!"
Garfield, "Sorry to be a downer, but, yes they can."
Huck, ".........AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Harry Potter, "Wingardium Leviosa!"
BAM!!!
Harry Potter, "Float awayyyyyyyyyy."
Abe, "A house in panic cannot think!"
Elvis, "This is not the time to quote your history! now, RUN!!!"
Huck, "I'll make a raft and float away!"
Julian, "Climb a tree!"
Everyone, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Okay, think a city with explosions and A ton of fire. That's what is happening in my mind."
BEEP BEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
Think black Tv screen. Now, after mass chaos. I managed to lock the lion in a mental cage and everyone else in a padlocked room. The time it takes to play, honestly, depends on how you play it and what your strategy is. But, my rough estimate is 30 minutes to an hour. The fun level in this game actually really depends on the player. I love this game and so so a lot of my family, but, others may hate it. The strategy level is low in this game because it really depends more on the roll of the dice then actual thinking, but, thinking about what to do still makes it a little bit strategic.
The panel of players:
Drew Breeze "The cool one"
"........................"
Okay, no panel of players because they are all hiding in the padlocked room with post-traumatic stress syndrome. Have a good Day! And hope we don't need to go to therapy!
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