Prepare to be amazed.......astounded.......mind-blowing, hysteria-inducing and all around out of control! Beeeeeeeeeeeecause, its one of those rare occasions that only happens in the light of the full moon. When a table arises from the ground, smoke billowing, lightning crashing and on that table is "The Greatest Showman" and it hits me with white lights all around and a hidden chorus singing in exaltation.It........Is.........Time for..........A rare movie review (Think stadium fan cheering after a point is scored)😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
Okay, now that the adrenaline has died down, Its time for the rare movie review. We are reviewing "The Greatest Showman"(Obviously). People ADORE this movie (I being one of them). It is the greatest show of the 21st century. Most likely, the best movie ever.
Darth Vader, "What about my movie?!"
Harry Potter, "Or Mine?!"
Lion, "Don't forget my cousin in the "Lion King"!"
I said, "Yes, you all have movies and they're really good! BUT, they just don't compare to this one."
Darth Vader, "People die in my movie!"ea
Harry, "My special effects are amazing!"
Lion, "Ummmmmmmm................. My cousins were drawn."
Harry, "Stay out of this Lion!"
Darth Vader and Harry, "WE'RE NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNLESS YOU SAY OUR MOVIES ARE THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Kaponk! Kaponk!
Sorry, I had to tranquilize them. I should take them to the doctor for high blood pressures (That would be a good review add-on like fiction supreme court was for "ticket to ride"😉). The main actor is Hugh Jackman. The movie is based on P.T Barnum. to tell the story without giving the movie away, this is what I have composed (I only used weirdos, so, it would rhyme). Ahem.
He marries lady
He hires weirdos
He makes euros (Actually dollars. But euros rhymes with weirdos)
He leaves weirdos
He comes home euro-less
He has Family problemos
And no more
I won't say the rest of the movie. I don't want to spoil it. The music and choreography are ASTOUNDING!!!!! Its rated PG and is super family appropriate! There is of course as in most movies these days a bad word in there, but, Its in a little bit of the background.
Panel of Reporters
Positive
Harry Popper from 9 3/4 tv says
"AH......AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!"
Bray Zarea from San Fran Decade says
"Astounding!"
Miles Pie from the Denver Quad-Bune says
"The Greatest Show" get it?"
Michael, Jobe, Dan from 99 news say
"SPECTACULAR!!!"
Negative
Stan Key form the Chicago paragraph says
"Meh."
And for the second time, we are all very disappointed in Stan. I really thought he learned his lesson after that Harry Potter review. But, apparently not (Sigh). Well, We'll talk to him again about it. Thanks for reading this review! Have a good day!
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